When's Joan Rivers Week?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BrerJimmy, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    The great things about legends is that most have the good sense to die before they tarnish their legacy. It's kind of ironic that Stern is using tapes of vintage Kinison while his own relevancy is circling the drain.

    Wouldn't it have been more appropriate to use tapes of another dinosaur who stuck around way to long and became a joke and shell of their former self - maybe a classic guest like Joan Rivers or Belzer?

    Say what you will about Pat Cooper, but he looks so much better now that he's taken a stance against the show.
     
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    Agree with what you said about Pat, but I think at least some minor people from the show read here let's keep quiet about Joan so as not to give them any ideas. Please.
     
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    Sadly they likely have already planned that shit.
     
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    I can't wait for Frank Stallone week! :(
     
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    Joan Rivers Week?!
    Don't give 'em any more bad ideas! They come up with enough of their own! :ufacepalm:
     
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    I was with you until you said the Pat Cooper thing.
     
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    I think I'd prefer hearing Joan Rivers Week over that damn music special they keep replaying. Guaranteed they play it multiple times again this year.
     
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    Just wait until that wrinkled old snag kicks the bucket. The specials will be non-stop Kinnison-esque aural abortions.
    Will Fred write some shlocky bastardized tune from Sounds of Silence? :nooo:
     
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    Hello Joanie, my old friend
    You lived til damn near hundred-ten
    But your tits were only twenty-three
    We all laughed for you out of pity
    And the visions of Edgar's splattered brains
    Still remain
    Your jokes brought the sounds... of silence

    In comedy clubs you sit alone
    No offers ringing up your phone
    Crying tears that sound like broken glass
    You were every listeners pain in the ass
    And I wonder who's guesting on O&A
    This shit is gay
    Your jokes bring the sound... of silence

    The thought of you naked makes my skin crawl
    I wonder who'd fuck you at all
    People hungry for fortune and fame
    The deaf, the dumb, or maybe the lame
    Or a faggot, in dire need of a beard
    That sounds less weird
    Your jokes brought the sound... of silence

    "Fools!" cried Howie Stern
    "When will my listeners ever learn?
    That I'm signed until twenty fifteen
    There'll be no talk of anal teens
    Just promos for shows on NBC
    Watch AGT.
    My jokes now bring the sound... of silence."
     
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    :ulol:
    :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
    I WILL get you later, for sure!
     
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    It's okay. When an artist wastes 10 minutes on lyrics to a song parody, they're not look to increase their rep. They're just hoping for a chance to piss off a pelican.

    (Does that count as talking about myself in the third person? If so, the thought of increased rep has already gone to my head. Now I know why Weird Al sold out.)
     
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    I rep when something makes me laugh. That post is definitely deserving! :beer:
     
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    I'm praying for a Beetle week. :)
     
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    That would be must hear radio for me! Beet is my hero! :c :clap:
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    If Howard wants a month off and if he really wants to, "Piss on his fans"
    He should have the tapes team put together a best of female comedians from 2012.
    I think he has already had every shitty female comic in there at least a couple of times.
    I can't remember the last time I heard Gilbert.
    What does he have against Louie CK?
    Why do we constantly have to suffer through Whitney Cummings (who has never made anybody laugh) and Joan Rivers every other week?
    You can't call Howard a misogynist any more, he has done more to promote shitty female comedians than anybody.
     
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    I love the early photos of Howard when his hair was clearly BROWN. It would be interesting to hear him explain how it became jet black without dye or a wig.
     
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    Oh shit, please dont give them any ideas!

    This kinison week is bad enough. Ugh.
     
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    Joane's okay. She's funny. Kinison just screamed like he took it up the ass.

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