When's the last time Wiggy or the Whorse actually drove themselves somewhere?

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  1. Mack29

    Mack29 Well-Known Member

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    I'll bet neither of them has been behind the wheel of a car in years.
    With all of Wiggy's phobias I gotta think he's scared to get behind the wheel.
    As for Whorsey, I'm thinking she's a bad driver so he won't allow her to drive.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    probably decades for each
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Wigster drove his audience away around 5 years ago

    Bethman drives a BBC into her hubbys dark star each evening.
     
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    Beth said this in an interview earlier this year:

    A former model, Beth says now her “passion is saving lives. Howard and I, our family is about rescuing. I’ve gotten calls at 4 am to go rescue a kitty and Howard was my driver to go get it.”
     
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    Last driving story from wig was probably when he crashed his suv into a big puddle and it stalled and died. That was probably the last straw and now someone helps with the driving.

    Beef is always posting selfies from the back seat so she doesn't drive either. I don't think she has the mental capacity for driving and if she did drive I imagine kittens crawling on the dash board and swinging off her strained clavicle.
     
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    "Fill it up with petroleum distillate and revulcanize these tires. "
     
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    Mack29 Well-Known Member

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    Not to mention wrecking the car while taking a selfie.
     
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    I was actually thinking the same thing the other day - I've never seen Cunt O in a pink Bentley or Lamborghini - ala the Beverly Hills gold diggers, who drive these in order to achieve maximum attention whore status.

    Maybe she just takes that money and puts it into Girl Town instead.
     
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    Dashboard of car he claims to own. And scared to death of it, the sniveling coward.

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    Howard doesn't allow Beeth to have a license because she is half cut on wine 18 hours a day. He would rather pay a driver to avoid the bad press when she runs over some school children so the parents have to share in her pain of never having the joy of raising children.
     
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    Car service, Robin...
     
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    Didn't Howard recently buy a new car? I am sure they don't drive in the city, but in the Hamptons I think they have to drive. You go out to dinner and you have to have a driver on standby? Seems riduculous.
     
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    Seriously speaking, with how much of an agoraphobic he is I am baffled how he gets in a helicopter constantly to go back and forth between Chimneyville and his manhattan place. He always moans how he hates flying - even private jet - so how is he holding it together enough to chopper back and forth constantly?

    Dis am a mysteries.
     
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    Do you think Wiggy has ever hailed a cab? :shakey:
     
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    Beth's driving him crazy hopefully.
     
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    Wiggy has a pace car, doesn't he? Or is that Ronnie?
     
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    Beef needs to have a driver. When a creature as lovely as her is out on the street, on the subway or even unprotected from prying eyes when driving her own car, society gets very uncivilized fast. There's cum everywhere, the po po can't keep up with the indecent exposure complaints and our economic system grinds to a halt ( can't work when you're jacking off !)