whens the last time you had something up your ass?

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    My head. When I got married. :fdrum:
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    rectal exam 2 months ago
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    was he hot?
     
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    chick doctor..she's okay for being in her late 40s
     
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    prostate exam, about 2 years ago
     
  7. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Ummm.:echick:
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    I never knew that was Engaged Chicken's smiley!
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    that shit hurt?
     
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    no. my dr used plenty of lube. it only takes a couple of seconds.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    im getting close to that age
     
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    they use too much, my ass was squishy for awhile.
     
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    i would never complain about too much
     
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    My finger broke through the toilet paper this morning.