Whens the last time you tied on a puker?

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  1. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Last night for me,its been years .A half a bottle of jack in a few hours .....










    Stern related beef is a drunk too******
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    tied on a puker?

    Is that some of that new fangled lingo the kids are using now-a-days? :grouch:
     
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    todd packer Well-Known Member

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    wtf is puker?sounds gay.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Like they say faded rather than drunk.
     
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    i assume you mean puking from drinking. it was a few Christmases ago for me, after going to about 5 different parties and drinking ever type of booze imaginable. took a puff of a joint before walking home then threw up all over my bathroom. i felt like a teenager again.

    thank god it didn't happen at one of the parties....that would be super embarrassing for anyone over seventeen. (jillian barberie)
     
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    I haven't puked while being drunk in 15 years. I have puked the next day numerous times.
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Ya it was strange,my girlfriend was over and i didnt even tell her.I brushed my teeth and pretended like it never happened,got up a little sluggish went to the gym and back at some Heinekens lol.Yes im a weekend drunk
     
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    Pukers. :jj:

    Fucking lightweights... :rofl:
     
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    And you felt a hundred bucks after didn't ya?
     
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    Yea its never drinking until you throw up thats the issue for me. Its waking up the next morning with the fear of god in my head because I know for the next 2 hours I will be throwing up nonstop.
     
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    I always feel better.
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    About 4 years ago. Hanging out with my cousin at his house, polished off a couple bottles of wine, then he suggests a scotch on the rocks - tall ones. After three of those, needless to say I was crashing on his couch. Woke up at some point and prevented myself from pulling a John Bonham by somehow making it to his bathroom. Hangover was brutal, wife was mega-pissed....wine & scotch are NOT a good mix. :facepalm:
     
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    ...driving the porcelain bus. There's something I don't miss.
     
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    I have always remembered Harry Carey spouting during a Cubs WGN game back in the 80's.."the mark of a true professional is to be able to be at work on time the next morning after a real bender the night before." It's been my benchmark ever since. Last time I did a puker was way over a decade ago, but there have been many mornings I woke up trying to figure out exactly how the previous night ended....
     
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    Last weekend the night after drinking. Brutal hang over.
     
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