Where AGT Acts Go To Die

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  1. Vinegarette

    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    Went to the Shrine Circus today here in Dallas (Frisco). It was actually a pretty good show overall.

    There were about 16 separate acts. Each was introduced in the typical 3-ring circus venue.

    Interestingly, about 7-8 of the circus performance acts were actually from the last 3-4 years of America's Got Talent.

    The ring announcer mentioned the acts had been exposed on "national television to millions of viewers across the nation on the America's Got Talent show !!!"

    Some of the acts today from AGT were the human cannonball guy, a couple of the acrobatic troupes, the older wife and husband magician, the black tumblers group, girl dance & acrobatic troupe, motorcycle daredevil group, bicycle group, dog tricks, etc. Except for the wife and husband magician act (it was really lame), the others were entertaining overall.

    Funny seeing them at a third-rate circus show though. I was the only one in our group that even knew what AGT was, but I was too embarrassed to explain. I guess that AGT career launch pad didn't really pay off as well as they'd hoped, but I guess it's a good source for circus acts. Must be a tough life traveling with a circus all year.

     
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    the Shrine circus is big step up for these acts compared to AGT.
     
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    Is that Howard's next career stop, too?
     
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    They probably make more in a year touring with the circus than the $25,000 a year "million dollars" if they won AGT.
     
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    This. AGT is a fucking scam. I wish they'd pay Gunkard his $15 million annual salary over the next 40 years. Fuckers.
     
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    Feel sorry for the Shriner audience having to see those AGT acts.
    Where do AGT judges go when the show hasn't any viewers? Pomona CA April 2 and 4th :snicker:
     
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    Could be worse. They could be interviewed by Hein on Wrap Up Show
     
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    Howard Stern effect. This should be what he wears to the AGT auditions.
     
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    Was it like Thunderdome at least a little bit? I still can't believe the wigged Gunkard,who lets his horse faced loser wife jerk him off with her two fingers, called it Thunderdome.
     
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    Nobody goes to a Circus to see the Ringmaster, something Wiggy has clearly forgotten.:(
     
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    The acts on AGT should go the ninth level of Hell. They suck.

    Nothing on AGT is half as funny as this:

     
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    Next time skip the circus and go straight to the State Fair to see the next rung of the AGT talent ladder.
     
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    Interesting.

    I think a lot of people still have the misconception of "being on TV=being famous & successful".
     
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    Zoo Za Zoo singer should perform at a circus
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    So, this no name kind of celebrity beats his A list celebrity/reality star wife and SHE is the one who buys a $100K present to keep him happy and say she is sorry. That is all kinds of messed up.

    Mel B
     
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    think it would be possible to have someone perform ZooZA ZOO on agt?
     
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    Would watch it
     
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    then its time for one of us in the shed to make a sacrifice.you know what to do......
     
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    'All That' were actually part of the Carolina Opry first.. then they went and competed on AGT. Then back to CO.

    I lived in Myrtle for 30 years, played music and got drunk with many a performer from the CO.