Where are Pete's Dragon's genitals?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    By the sea?
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

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    He burned them off in a tragic autofellatio tryst gone wrong.
     
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    In Pete's buttocks.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I used to like that movie as a kid.








    I'll now sit back and take whatever you shitheads have in-store.
     
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    As dragons don't exist, who's to say they don't reproduce asexually? :coffee:
     
  8. jdwhatever

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    If a tree falls in the forest ....
     
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    can you imagine the great big beautiful 70s bush Helen reddy was kickin under that petticoat
     
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    Never crossed my mind, gwartney.

    Now, I've got a vision of crimson whiskers peaking out the sides of her bloomers.
     
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    ohhhhhhhhh baby! thats hot
     
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    And you can't get a date! That's crazy!
     
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    I really dont understand it Babs
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

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    You should try a Game of Thrones angle... "Winter is coming. Any full bush wildings out there looking for some love? They call my cock The Mountain...come on baby light my wildfire. PS: The girl must love anal".
     
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    Phil McKrackin, ladies and gentlemen.

    Making the women of the planet Earth moist since 1948.
     
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    That was for gwern, Ted. I haven't gone without pussy more than 2 months at a time since '81.
     
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    Well aren't you just the Cock of the walk
     
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    Well aren't you just the cock of the walk.










    Whatever that means.
     
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    I'm surrounded by idiots. Where's neesie to make the circle complete
     
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    Women are just way too persnickerdee.
     
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