Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Oct 9, 2016.
By the sea?
He burned them off in a tragic autofellatio tryst gone wrong.
In Pete's buttocks.
I used to like that movie as a kid.
I'll now sit back and take whatever you shitheads have in-store.
As dragons don't exist, who's to say they don't reproduce asexually?
If a tree falls in the forest ....
can you imagine the great big beautiful 70s bush Helen reddy was kickin under that petticoat
Never crossed my mind, gwartney.
Now, I've got a vision of crimson whiskers peaking out the sides of her bloomers.
ohhhhhhhhh baby! thats hot
And you can't get a date! That's crazy!
I really dont understand it Babs
You should try a Game of Thrones angle... "Winter is coming. Any full bush wildings out there looking for some love? They call my cock The Mountain...come on baby light my wildfire. PS: The girl must love anal".
Phil McKrackin, ladies and gentlemen.
Making the women of the planet Earth moist since 1948.
That was for gwern, Ted. I haven't gone without pussy more than 2 months at a time since '81.
Well aren't you just the Cock of the walk
Well aren't you just the cock of the walk.
Whatever that means.
I'm surrounded by idiots. Where's neesie to make the circle complete
Women are just way too persnickerdee.