Entertainment where did that church thread go? Anyway...

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  1. dawg

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    Never mind i know what happened in it.

    Anyway, i ran across this video on LiveLeak of a church service i thought i would share. This is exactly the church i grew up in (Pentecostal)

    Not making fun of it because people really do feel a energy in those services.Just thought you might be interested in how some church services are not what you are used to.

     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I went to church all the time when I was a kid and all I ever felt were hunger pangs.
     
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    what denomination?
     
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    I can't even bare to look at it! I might have an anxiety attack!
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Southern Baptist. I'm part hillbilly.
     
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    Dude, you might as well be catholic compared to me a Pentecostal.
     
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    Oooh, i forgot about your ordeal. Ugh.
     
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    I'm assuming because it was my thread, it got deleted
     
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    No, some other members ruined it for you.
     
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    Who did what now?
     
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    And some felt anal pains.....
     
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    Not catholic.
     
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    Hey Now.
     
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    Lucky you! :)
     
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    Thats awesome. Lose the shirt and tie, they should be sportin' a track suit.

    A good friend of mine is Pentecostal. She also says that people will speak in "tongues".

    She's always trying to convert me even though I've tried to explain that IDGAF about "God".

    Not too long ago, she was at an evening service. One of the church elders was worshiping/standing nearby and decided to embrace her.

    As it turns out, he had a boner and was shoving it into her.

    Thinking about it now, I'd like to know exactly where he was poking it. I'm sure I asked her at the time but I cant remember.

    When she saw this video, she said that they must be Pentecostal (based on the religious scenes).


     
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    I was kidding about the anxiety attack, but I still wont look
    I've seen enough to last a lifetime!
     
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    That's so funny you said that! You weren't allowed to eat before communion, why? Who the fuck knows..... One time I almost fainted during a long Easter mass, the one where you had to stand for a loooong time....
    Ugh.....good times :confused:
     
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    Is that a service or the end of a Benny Hill episode?
     
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    Shortwave? Clearly Satanic ;)
     
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