WTF Where did you spend your wedding night? And with whom?

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Just found out a few details of an upcoming extended family wedding. Comments welcome!

    Dude will be having his third marriage, in his 50's. No big deal as the two have been living together already for something like 7 years already. Apparently this is a marriage so he can get himself and his ADULT son (not in college, just a dumbass) on her work health insurance.

    They wanted to get married at the beach. For some reason he chose a beach 1,000 miles away, rather than the one 250 miles away, so everyone going (not us!) has to fly instead of just drive 4 hours. No attachments to that beach, never been there. Just for some reason picked it. Fucking weird.

    So, nice beach wedding, eh? Well, not really. Just an official of some sort meeting them at a public beach, standing there, and doing the ceremony for maybe a dozen guests. Because, you see, they're not even staying at the beach. They're going to be at the AIRPORT SLEEP INN! Fancy Smancy!

    His brother will be there with his family to wish them well. But despite living a half hour from another beach, this dude didn't want the wedding there, he wanted it in a place 500 miles away, where they'll stand for maybe 5 minutes then leave. (Maybe the reception will be hitting the drive-thru at McDonalds) . So he has to drive hours or fly too.

    His elderly father can't attend, but his elderly mother agreed to go because she feels bad that the bride's parents are both kaput and she was crying about it to her. So this woman, living on social security, has to fork over for a plane ticket to a shitty pointless wedding even though she lives half an hour from them. But not to worry, sonny boy had the accomodations covered. After promising she'd be at a beach condo somewhere he rented for guests, it was announced that now she will be staying IN THEIR HOTEL ROOM WITH THEM! But it will be made less awkward because HIS ADULT SON WILL ALSO BE IN THE SAME HOTEL ROOM with them! So, four adults in a double room at the luxurious SLEEP INN in some strange city 1,000 miles away picked apparently at random.

    This dude will have his son and his mother and his new wife, in his hotel room, at the airport in shithole Florida, ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT. Then, the next day, it's back to Atlanta. Where, by the way, they will continue to live in an apartment WITH HIS ADULT SON.

    Both bride and groom have college degrees, she has a good federal job, he a mediocre one but it's not like they live in luxury. So ignorance or poverty is not really an excuse. When he was telling his mother of the awkward sleeping arrangements, he romantically assured her that his intended was such a disgusting pig that he would never touch her anyway.

    My guess the wife is dead in under a year for the insurance money.
     
  2. God

    God Well-Known Member

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    With the she devil.....In Hell.

    Wait, that was the the day after the wedding day until the wonderful divorce.
     
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    Grand Hotel. Wedding gift from my father in law. Our room was the far right patio in this photo.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I hope he had a coupon.
     
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    Quality Inn on Division is Spokompton. :woot:

    We were broke as a joke.
     
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    Never thought to check the price (thought it would be uncouth) until just now. Currently around $900 a night. Would probably have rather received that as a cash gift!
     
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    Coke Can Baby Don't be a skunk Gold

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    Ya see @Shivvy there is a thing called true love
     
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    The local Hilton :)

    With my new husband. :up:
     
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    I swear to god - I can not remember.
     
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    This is too weird. On the 1st anniversary with wife #2, her sister paid for us to go to Spokane and that is where she paid for us to stay!

    :haha:
     
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    We had a night in a hotel adjacent to the wedding venue. The wife let me have triple input that night, so that was fun.
     
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    Dude, TMI..... :nono:
     
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    Dear God, this is the saddest wedding.

    What's wrong with the blushing bride that all of this seems ok with her?
     
  14. SouthernListen

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    Low self esteem, apparently.
     
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    Reception at Frank Lloyd Wright Convention Center in Madison WI. Night at adjacent Hilton Hotel.
     
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    First one: Hawaii
    Second one: Home
     
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    Not even funny, I seriously don't remember. I'm afraid to ask her as I won't hear the end of it.
     
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    1st wife we went to New Orleans which is where she was from.
    My wife of 15 + years ... it's a blank.
    We eventually wound up in ...ahhh... Austin, I think.
    I'm seriously afraid to ask.
     
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    Married on the beach in Daytona then Monarch of the seas to Bahamas Cruise.
     
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