where do you shoot your load when you jerk off?

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    and where do you jerk off?
     
  2. Kanye West

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    on a tissue
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Chriza's mom's face.
     
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    i jerk off on the toilet and blow into the folded up toilet paper
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Chriza's face
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    But only because his mom is ugly.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's better
     
  10. blairg

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    on my stomach. in bed or laying down in the shower.
     
  11. wicked smaaaht

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    fucking sausage-fest :facepalm:
     
  12. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    and sippy in 5......4.......3......2......

    :jj:

    wait, what? laying down in the shower? wtf
     
  13. banksy

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    right? Goddamn circle jerk.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    on a picture of eleanor roosevelt
     
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    I lay down in the shower and put the plug in so the water builds up, then jerk off. Then take the plug out and shower as normal.
     
  17. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    It's getting crazy in here!
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    yo you like to bathe in yo load and eat it too?

    :jj:
     
  19. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    you mean the TUB?
     
  20. Gomez

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    Chriza's food