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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Nov 19, 2012.
Steers and Queers!
My dad from Texas, I was a UT grad...Dawg must be an ok guy.
the shitty part of Texas
Listen, there are some parts of Texas that are shit holes (Waco, Midland here is lookin' at you!!) but Austin is great...and some parts of San Antonio are a lot of fun..
I have lived in at least eight states and 2 countries, there are always nice parts and shitty parts (except for Alabama...nothing redeeming there)
best state/country and why?
Been to 'Bama twice, mostly for training at the old Fort McLellen. Ate ribs at Cooters and drank beers outta mason jars. Good times..
In the Dawg house next to the Saloon
Every state has it's pros and cons...I can adapt to any state, any place...there is no perfect place..
Calif: Pro the weather
Con it is melting pot and everyone is a transient..you don't talk with your neighbors
Jersey: Pro you can get land, a nice house, and neighbors talk to you..
Cons Property taxes
Oregon: Pro fresh air, clean living
Cons The hipsters
Louisiana: Pro The food
Con the blaeks...they hate white people
Thailand: Pro You can get a maid and gardner for $50 bucks plus all the rice they can eat
Con They spit in your food b/c they hate you...
Montana: Pro Wide open God's country....most beautiful land in the country besides Wyoming.
Con: -50 degree winds and will freeze your ass dead in a heart beat.
I almost lost my mind driving across Alabama It was like 200 miles of cement highway that had an expansion joint every 12 feet. Thump thump thump thump doesn't bother you the first hour or so. My back was killing me by the time I got out of there.
Me. I am an abstract.
I know everything and nothing.
I'm here and there.
I'm old and young.
I'm in love and heartbroken.
I believe and doubt.
I wish and curse.
I am part of this world yet i left it.
I am near and far, I am everywhere and nowhere.
When I lived in Alabama I was in 4th grade..I was one of 2 white kids in the school..I never went to the bathroom b/c it was always filled with large black girls smoking cigarettes that would kick my ass...I held my pee in for 6 hrs..
I always remember this one dude I swear to god wearing overalls, with no shoes...that always picked on me..
Honestly, if the Jews need a new Homeland...send them to Alabama...much could be improved upon there..