Where Have All the Marbles Gone?

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  1. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Real estate holdings aside, whom do you think has fleeced more $$ from Wiggy, Beefus or his psychiatrist?

    My first thought is Beefus, but I always envision that shrink falling into maniacal fits of laughter every time that ass-hat leaves his office.
     
  2. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    beefus....she needs a security crew everywhere she goes. Limo, Assistant. Throw in those 3500.00 handbags, designer clothing and you got a hefty sum. Then add all of the cash for the plastic surgery and you got a winner.
     
  3. BethSucks

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    If Howard tells the truth about the shrink, he probably drops around $1000 a week on him so 14 years equals around $750,000, that's pocket change to Beth.
     
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    Clearly it's Dr. Sarno.
     
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    @BethSucks put the pencil to paper persuasively. Between the homes and closet expansions, shows and PR print insertions she's made him buy, ghostwriters he's had to compensate, coke and wine that must be stocked, the myriad of surgical procedures and re-procedures he's fronted and the profligate wardrobe and accessories like the $23thousand leather Birkin bags she's wheedled out of him, the shrink's generous and larcenous annuity is chickenfeed by comparison.
     
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    They go straight into Howard's purse where they remain until he needs to piss some marbles away on a new closet, or some camera equipment that he'll never use properly.
     
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    Beefus has direct access to the Wiggy bank. And from the look of her gaudy dresses, she probably goes through a lot.
     
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  8. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    Ya think? I figured she had a monthly stipend as opposed to unlimited access. I mean, Wiggy has the condoms locked up....but that's probably a big fucking lie, too.
     
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    Could be. But that's a large stipend then. You have to consider, she knows all that goes on in those mansions of his. And Rae and Ben are still very well alive. I imagine the kids are being paid well also.
     
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    He may give Beth money to buy shinny things, but he still loves his marbles more than any person.
     
  11. dexterdog

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    What about the real estate agent who sold the The Wig that overpriced piece of shit property in Florida? I'm no expert but any asshole could see that house wasn't worth 52 million.
     
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    the wig probably pays a bunch in professional fees to his agent, 3 houses with help, lawyers, accountants, Toni's acting, etc
     
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    I bet Toni makes out pretty good. With traveling and being on call for emergency wig maintenance she probably makes a nice paycheck.
    The real money for her is keeping quiet about what she knows though.
     
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    Toni is one of the few that knows The Secret of the Wig, so I imagine she is VERY well compensated to keep her trap shut (in addition to the NDA she was forced to sign).
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Can you imagine banking $50,000 per year to TALK to a crazy guy for a few hours per week?

    What a scam.
     
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    Exclusive Jew-approved neighborhood on the water? At least $40 mil.
     
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    Yeah way more $$ on Beeth than the shrink.

    How bout Beth vs three daughters?
     
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    The marbles went to the contractor that got wiggy to believe that it costs 10 million 10,000,000 to move a staircase in Florida.
     
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    Kitty litter, wig stands, and testosterone injections (for Ralph).

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  20. Roland Schwinn

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    I know i have said this before, but that price also included the installation of a television. So ya know, it adds up.
     
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