News Where is Captain Janks???? They are taking calls on CNN!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by wujekcity, Jul 22, 2016.

  1. wujekcity

    wujekcity Well-Known Member

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    I would love to hear Captain Janks horrible German accent!!! I keep watching tv hoping to hear his voice!!!!!


    Those were the days!! Even Captain Janks has "evolved"
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Good thread
     
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    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy.

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    Yanks yumped ze shark in 2009.
     
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    He is sucking too much dick these days to find time to make calls
     
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    He's around
     
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    He's too busy being gay to make a phone that Howard wouldn't approve of anyway.
     
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    Pretty sure he got a real job.
     
  8. Roland Schwinn

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    Hey Count! How's things in your dark world?
     
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    Pig The original Dorb Gold

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    The fumes from all the gas he pumped finally did him in. :(
     
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    Actually, he has quite a few he's already submitted to the HSS that are ready to air.

    Howard's just waiting on the content approvals from Lena Dunham and Jennifer Aniston's publicists.
     
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    Hey dorb! How you been pitman?
     
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    Howard could actually use a little promotion these days...
     
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    Hey Roland.
     
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    I'd love to hear him too, but the question is who would he be doing if for? What show would play them?

    We know Howard wouldn't go anywhere near something like that now. Not in his PC world of love, kittens, bunnies and duckies.

    Capt. Janks is way, way, way too controversial for Howard Stern of 2016.

    I mean shit, Martha Stewart probably can't on the show either because she was in jail at one point in her life. Howard can't have anything to do with such people.

    Jeez, when you think about it, Howard has really and truly turned in to a class A, number 1 asshole sellout loser.
     
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    McLennison Well-Known Member

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    I hear ya. It's quite the tenses.
     
  16. HowieHasBeen

    HowieHasBeen Well-Known Member VIP

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    You forgot Marci's stamp of approval.
     
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    Old captains don't die they just fade away
     
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    captain janks knows that Howard does scripted calls now and pay is not good. and there is no point he will get on.
     
  19. Butt Trumpet

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    Bloody mahvellous
     
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    HES SUCKIN DICK OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!