Where is garypage2?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, May 21, 2016.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    I have a solution for him.

    If he goes to this event and doesn't get laid, he should just cut it off:


    Sex-crazed Olympians getting an insane amount of condoms

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    RIO DE JANEIRO — About 450,000 condoms will be distributed during the Rio de Janeiro Olympics, three times more than for the London Games four years ago, the International Olympic Committee says.

    Part of the reason was because 100,000 female condoms will be available for the first time, along with 350,000 condoms for men. About 175,000 packets of lubricant are also being supplied.

    The IOC says the condoms would encourage 10,500 athletes and staff to practice safe sex.

    It’s not clear if the increase is related to Brazil’s outbreak of the Zika virus. The Associated Press asked the question of the IOC in an email on Friday but did not receive an immediate response.

    The Zika virus is carried by mosquitoes, but can also be transmitted sexually. The virus is linked to microcephaly, a condition in which babies are born with undersized brains and skulls.

    The condoms will be distributed free from a clinic in the Athletes’ Village, or from vending machines. The village opens on July 24 with the Olympics opening on Aug. 5.

    Brazilian newspaper Folha de S.Paulo said between 100,000 to 150,000 condoms had been supplied at Olympics since 2000 in Sydney. The Sao Paulo paper, citing the IOC and local organizers, said the increase was not related to the Zika virus.
     
  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    He's in a containment sphere for violating stringent board policy.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    With Former Bar Master Dreznile.
     
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  4. Snort

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    Suicide by dawg.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    May as well wear the condoms during aquatic competition, to prevent sewage water from entering the urethrerrrrrr.
     
  6. newcastlefan

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    tell him to head to Rio: wall to wall hardbodies that bring their own condoms.
     
  7. VarmintSam

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    This is where the kayaking races will be held, srs. Fucking gross ass country, worse than mexico.
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    :grad: Found him, he's over at Grønland park playing with his friends.

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    Did you miss the "MopBlitz" last night?
     
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    Nunz Lar's lurking. VIP Gold

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    :jj: Caught some of it. Where did he go? :sad:
     
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    He made a thread about torrents, trying to get banned and apparently was.
     
  12. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He seems to be calming down.
     
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    The little guy gets all sugared up then cant control himself.
     
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    I hope he does ok on finals. None of us will survive him having to redo a semester.
     
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    I would love to know his real story. He's been in his late teens for the past 10+ years and everyone knows he doesnt live in Norway but the dude never breaks character :jj:
     
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    i bet this wouldn't happen if he used quality pizza instead of the noname brands.
     
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    i suspect he is a girl.
     
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    He will forever remain an enigma
     
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  20. newcastlefan

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    garypage2 aka Enigma Devine