News Where Is @garypagetwo?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    @garypagetwo started a workout/fitness thread last week and abandoned it.......guess he's still pigging out on frozen pizza, "artisanal" hot sauce and shitty Trader Joe's wine while crying the blues on Grindr instead of going to the gym.

    He then lost a poll about whether he should be crucified, but I took pity on the small boy and left his account open, figuring he'd need interaction on Easter weekend while sitting alone in his sad Oslo apartment hoping his Prozac refill makes it through the vaunted Norwegian health care system.

    Then thinking I'd never do it he called me out with a contest to take an online IQ test of his choosing and report the results within half an hour, which I did, he then disappeared rather that complete his half of the challenge......

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    Could be dead. We saw how horrible the medical system is in Norway. Gary had a tummy ache the night of that IQ test dealy. Took a few sips of beer and had to rush right to bed.
     
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    Maybe there was a tragic accident in the gym, or the pizza section of the store.
     
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  5. Shart Garfunkel

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    It has been rainy in Ohio. Maybe he's out splashing around in puddles.
     
  6. BethSucks

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    He was lurking an hour ago....... his Pepto Bismol prescription will be ready for pick-up as soon as his stomach ache goes away.
     
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  8. OV

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    There's a better chance that right now I'm in Zimbabwe than he is in Norway!
     
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    He speaks better English than me and I was born in NY.
     
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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    :pissed: beat me to it
     
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    :eek: NEGGED!
     
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    The rubber dong and Zima really tie that room together.
     
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    I could get that score if I took the test twenty times. Does anyone believe Gary is smarter than 994 out of 1000 Norwegians?
     
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    My guess he's in some rat hole like Flint MI, that they refer to as "Gnaw way"
     
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    He's gonna come in here after class and rain pain down upon you melvins.

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    I'm sure he'll be ready to take his IQ test......
     
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    Buncha jealous cholo melvins in this thread:cool:
     
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    He's a fucking full time student, dude!
     
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