News Where Is garypagetwo?

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    After a couple weeks of annoying people with mass PM's and shit threads he has gone into hiding, just a couple insults hurled at @DarkFriday and a horribly unfunny joke directed at @newcastlefan since his pathetic adventure to the nightclub on Friday. Maybe he didn't get his glasses back when his "friends" stole them at the club and he can't see the screen or maybe he had a psychotic breakdown as the club played "We Are The Champions" and he realized that Freddie Mercury was more of a man dead than Gary is alive.

    @Anfkid , @Dream Theater any thoughts?
     
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  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I think the Scotch in the butt caused him long lasting physical and emotional pain.
     
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  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He would feel so much better if he just came out, he admitted girls scare him on Friday, just let the rest out.
     
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    He's club-fucking-footed, you asswipe! :mad:
     
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  6. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I mean we know he's not busy with school with all C's and D's. Work isn't keeping him busy. :dontknow:
     
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  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Maybe his father changed the Wi-Fi password to punish him?
     
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  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Maybe an interesting new neighbor moved in?

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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Gp2 got it in the stink?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    I wonder what new thread is coming our way. Depression? Turn your life around? Met a hot black online in New Zealand
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    By a Scottish guy after a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Technically, cornholed by Bigfoot.
     
  13. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    image.jpeg
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    And by a Scottish fellow no less? Goo for you gar
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    After that night, gar should get the name calloused shins
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    It's a lethal mix of Scotch and hot sauce?
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Beer in the gut, Scotch in the butt
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    crazy gary. probably sleeping it off in a gutter
     
  20. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'd change his account name to Puckered Anus but he got so upset about @Mark Mayonnaise @Chriza and @A Succulent Chinese Meal for changing their screen names.
     
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