Where is Mallory when

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I need to converse about important things?
     
  2. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    You thought 2 of these were going to be about u lol fuck you it's abOut Mack!! Were going to start off by Playing Batman for x-box. Ur batman I'm rObin. I'm gonna grab ur fuckng big unused dick Pull ur Wranglers off. Open ur dIck hole Whip Ot ur stillupid dick and suck and suck till ur completely hard. NOw I wanna go to the bed room.were both completly naked and j say stupid I want u inside me. Ur like yea buddy and I keeP sucking. It's so wet. I Rip ur shirt off and rape ur mouth and ur nipples why u start to finger me. 2 then 3 fingers. I put my wet asshole from ur spit on top of ur dick U drive It n me till ur balls touch m
    y taint U ask me if I'm okay my legs r shaking but I'm like plow me. ...bulldoze ke u dumb fuck. U fuck me like Rock star and u cum all Over ur stomach and u want me tO clean up ur cum with urbmouh. I eat it all up and u lay ur dick on my asshole till I fall asleep I love u Mack And were going to fuck.
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol...that shits never going away
     
  4. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Wtf
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I never even clicked on it.
     
  6. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :bounce:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    is that your side piece?
     
  9. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    No.

    Mallory Archer, she posts here.
     
  10. koam

    koam Playa' Pimp

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    Ask your wife. Or is she out with her boyfriend? :jj:

    Needy little twit. :facepalm:
     
  11. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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  12. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I would have
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    they found Mallory's frozen solid body on the north face of Mount Everest -- my condolences
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    [​IMG]

    Malory: Immigrants! That's how they do, you know. Just drive around listening to raps and shooting all the jobs.
     
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    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    Mallory: [Hits Archer with her handbag] AN ERECTION?! The thought of me dying gives you an erection?!Archer: Just half of one. The other half would have missed you. Oh wait...
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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  17. Malory Archer

    Malory Archer New Member

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    I was thinking of making that my signature.

    Nikolai Jakov: So did I say this is nice boat or what?
    Malory: Yes, Nikolai, you certainly did. Which hopefully explains my shock at finding myself aboard the Chum Guzzler!
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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  19. Malory Archer

    Malory Archer New Member

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    Hello :)

    "And for God's sake, take a shower. Smells like a whorehouse in here."
    "Okay, your own fingers."
    "Hm?"
    "Nothing...Johnny Bench called."