Where is my BFF?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Wing, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    [h=1]Vdrummer35 ???[/h]
    We had a lover's quarrel, but he's been outta jail for a few days now.

    Did I scare another one off?
    I just can't seem to hold a man. :depressed:

     
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  2. blairg

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    The duct tape, handcuffs and whip scares em away
     
  4. Wing

    Wing WonderSlave VIP

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    :bigcry:

    But! They haven't even seen the dungeon yet! :boohoo:
     
  5. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict 2010 OG VIP

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    Probably went to take English as a second language classes, so he can really lay into you. You commen paided whore, you. :c
     
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  6. BleedingGums

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    very few of us here could handle the Winged Serpent the way she deserves to be handled.
     
  8. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'm afraid she'd rip my head off after we had sex.
     
  9. blairg

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    :lol:
     
  10. Wing

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    He went to study up on my species, I bet. :hump:
    :nono: That's VD's pet name for me. Yours is jalapeno ass. :kiss:
    What, you don't like the song? :sad:
    Next time I fall in love, I'll know better what to do...
     
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    There's a better chance she rip it off prior
     
  12. Wing

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    Not if you tie me up. :angel:
     
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    I need the head to shove in between my legs. Don't be silly now, people.
     
  14. blairg

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    which head :weird:
     
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    Just my luck, her favorite position is my head on the floor.
     
  16. Butcher

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    You're speaking flathead's language
     
  17. MatthewT

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    i shall call you utsu:ni
     
  18. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That's cause English is hard.
     
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    quite
     
  20. Mack

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    I paided him to shut the fuck up and go away.