Did: The Illuminati finally locate him? His TRS-80 finally crap out? His tin foil hat rust? The 29 cents he made running his links through his Twitter account put him in another tax bracket? Kendall Jenner finally accept his advances? The copy/paste police impose the ultimate penalty? @Chriza post a burger, @ClintDagger post a NWO gif or @Jayla flirt in one of his threads? We need this Stern board legend to return!