Where is the most disgusting place you have dropped a deuce?

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  1. gwartney

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    It's an extreme emergency and you have to go now or fill your pants. What is the worst place?
     
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    Courtney Love's mouth.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I've not done it but I'd say an inner city gas station bathroom would have the potential.
     
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  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Some woman's house. She had a maid to clean the mess. It was horrible, the classic cliche of jiggling the handle and nothing happens.
     
  6. Ridic

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    Port-o-potty on the infield of the Preakness.
     
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    I've aqua-dumped a couple times, but that isn't that gross imo.
     
  8. banksy

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    Porta potty on Sunday morning of 4th of July weekend at a redneck campsite in TX.
     
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    I had to shit @ a gas station/fried chicken joint in New Orleans' lower 9th, close to Arabi

    Not ideal
     
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    Ban, pls
     
  11. crazypreacher

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    Portable at a pistachio plant in August. Not well maintained.
     
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    some toilet somewhere in Mexico..







    on several occasions
     
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    At a campground during a Dead tour. The porta potty was almost filled to the top with garbage and shit
     
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    Miami (not the good part) gas station restroom. No a/c filthy and used tampon on floor among other crap. Had food poisoning. 2001.
     
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    Campground outhouse. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!! :bigcry:
     
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    a port a potty in the back parking lot of the Superdome in New Orleans
     
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    Reason 1,082 that I don't swim in the ocean.
     
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    Walter and Booger have some strong contenders.