Where is the strangest place you ever masturbated?

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I can think of several strange places and times when the urge overcame me.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  3. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Now that I'm done I've got to listen to some Jimi :bong:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I went to the OP's childhood house and whacked it in his old bedroom.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Why are you interested in where other dudes touch their dicks?
     
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    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    No, just desperately ashamed and hoping someone says something worse.
     
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    That would be in the butt Bob
     
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    All the way to completion, not that weird...my car, public restroom, doctor's office. I took my dick out and rubbed it on the outside of Saint Paul Cathedral in London, but didnt finish.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I think the only one limiting it to dudes... :bigthink

    ...is you

     
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    :rolleyes: Wishful thinking on your part...... If you think broads are playing with themselves anywhere but the shower, bedroom, or the occasional Jacuzzi jet... Then, you're dreaming
     
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    In a strange woman's vagina.
     
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    Broads are always bragging about cricketing at work at their desk :dontknow:
     
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    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Silly men :rolleye:
    Why do you think women like to wear skirts?
     
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    You enjoy a longer sermon at church dont you? :jerk:
     
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    Sometimes the spirit moves you.
     
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    Its really something. :hump:
     
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    To air out their odiferous, yeasty vaginas ...
     
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    Or, easy access on car trips, at work behind the desk, at restaurants, at concerts, at the park, movie theaters, the zoo, on a tractor...etc
     
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