Where is the Weirdest Place You Ever Jacked Off?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Anyone can jack off in the privacy of their bedrooms, bathrooms or theirs cars/trucks. These aren't weird places. Where is the weirdest place you ever jacked off?

    I will start.

    About 25 years ago, I shot off into a file folder at a law firm I was interning for.

    You?
     
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  2. Kingpin55

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    Dawg's Shed....place was nasty as hell too.
     
  3. Howards Wig

    Howards Wig Well-Known Member

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    I am glad you do not work in the food service industry.

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  4. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Way too many words for me to read when I know the climax is a dude's solo climax. :toptip:
     
  5. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Your mom's mustache. Took me three tries.
     
  6. larryluncg

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    Hahaha
     
  7. check1

    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Dear Penthouse,
     
  8. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    The longer a jack off story is, the creepier it feels. :jj:
     
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    check1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Exactly!
    Here's how you do it.
    I was in my high school 2 story library and could see right down this chicks top. I jacked off, shot in my hand and went to the can.
     
  10. larryluncg

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    what do you do for a living?
     
  11. jlightningzz

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    ...lost me at "75 year old man"...
     
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    Hanging from a tree branch. :grad:
     
  13. pontius pilot

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    So many goddamn words! :pissed:
     
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    So far no other jack off stories :lol:
     
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    Harris County Annex Courthouse parking lot. :coffee:
     
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    the Geology Building's library at UW-Madison
     
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    Grade 8.....science.....friend Chris beside me jerked off while our teacher was writing on the white board.....when he finished he raised his hand to be excused to the toilet........she said no.....i died from laughter.
     
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    Into a box of shelving fixtures in the back room of a store I was working at.
     
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    At a stop sign in the boonies after leaving my girlfriend's house with blueballs.