Where is Vladimir Putin?

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    He's "around" had to say it
     
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    Where's Pooty?
     
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    I hadn't heard about this so I googled where's putin and this image came up
     
  5. zerokarma

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    Heard he stroked out like Dick Clark
     
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    He's in hiding because he has autism.

    and cause he had that guy killed.

    He said he wants to find out who did it, he must be busy removing all the mirrors from his house.
     
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    Beffquus Scripta sunt in stellis

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    Howard 101.

    We'll never hear from him again.
     
  8. DogStar69

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    Oh that's why no one can find him.
     
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    He's probably having heel lifts surgically implanted.

    I hear it's his dream to be 5'4" some day.
     
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    I heard he's coming on Mondays Howard Sren Show to talk about beer can thick cocks with Howard.
     
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    Had a stroke
    Beria started talking shit to him
    he started to get better and Beria started shitting his pants.
    Khrushchev will know what to do.
     
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    I heard he's had some plastic surgery and is in hiding like Beefus and Wigward when they get a nip and tuck.
     
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    He & pastor Creflo Dollar are out shopping for new Gulf Stream Jets
     
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    Leave it to The Post to explain it all ...

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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. POTY Politics

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    You win.
     
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    Good plan to lay low after your rival gets killed and then the police "search and size" all that uncomfortable material about Russia invading Ukraine, from the dead rivals house....
     
  18. Thikken Vaney

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    Maybe he's 'Putin on the Ritz'...

    :lol:
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    OK, so maybe he's with his girlfriend, but for over A WEEK?

    His rival gets executed and suddenly Putin goes missing.

    Something is amiss.
     
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    hes probably off bangin that hot chick hes with that's what id be doin