Politics Where Should You Move If Candidate X Is Elected

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  1. BrerJimmy

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    id cum on your chest
     
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    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    Your avatar tho.

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    You have to sign up to get your results.
     
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    I got Brazil too.
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    But seriously folks, if all the Bernie die-hards and SJWs make good on their threats, I'll be all good and it reminds me of a joke...

    There are these three guys, ones black, ones a mexican and the last one is white. They are walking across a desert when all of a sudden they stumble upon a genies lamp.
    The genie pops out and says "Listen fella's, I'm in a bit of a rush so instead of getting three wishes, you all get get one.

    Rasheed the black guy says "Listen dawg, I wish dat me and all my homies could go back to Africa so we can make it a better place to live in". The genie snaps his fingers and poof all the blacks are back in Africa.

    Javier the Mexican then says "Listen compadre, I wish dat me, all my ese's and all my senoritas could go back to mother mexico with all the knowdelge dat we have and return it to the beautiful land that it once was". Genie snaps his fingers and poof all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

    The genie then turns to Kyle the white guy. He says "So what do you want?" Kyle then asks "So you mean to tell me that all the blacks are back in Africa and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?" The genie replies "Pretty much, yeah"

    Then Kyle says "I'll Have a Coke"

     
  7. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    I'm not moving anywhere no matter who is fucking elected, and it's stupid for anyone to say they would.

    Despite the numerous faults with our country.....would you really want to live anywhere else???
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    Did you answer "yes" to "are you a pinhead?"
     
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    I'm not a pinhead, but God willing, my children will be!
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    It'd be a much more useful poll if they gave you which state to move to. And if they didn't make such broad questions. Does "access to legal abortion" mean unfettered, spike in the head on the day before it's due, paid for by taxpayers, or just that you can go get one in the first trimester or two?

    I'm not moving to India, btw.
     
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    You
    16% Conservative
    8% Autonomy

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    Brazil
    3% Liberal
    7% Authority

    What does that mean?
    Isn't Brazil a shit hole? Why would I want to live there?
     
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    SouthernListen Seek truth, not confirmation of your opinions VIP

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    If it continues to spread, in 100 years the standard of beauty could be that anyone who isn't a pinhead is a "fathead".
     
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    This tasty little delight deserves a thread of her own. Who is she? She makes my cock hard.
     
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    Switzerland! [​IMG]


    I guess I have to move further away from the US.
     
  15. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I can see the memos now...

    When did this...

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    Become Sevier than this???

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    Vanessa Hudgens from the movie Spring Breakers...

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    Christ, I survived Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, both Bushs'...All will be well.
     
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    Do you like to tell fake stories of being robbed by any chance?
     
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    Don't answer that stupid survey, it's a waste of time and they make you connect to facebook or twitter or Google plus at the end and agree for that shitty site to view your info.
     
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    If I'm moving anywhere, it's Ireland.

    I don't need no quiz to tell me that.
     
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