Where the fuck are all the good women these days?

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  1. Gitfiddle

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    Right here! :pickme:
     
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    Oh....wait....I should have clicked on the spoiler tags first. :facepalm:
     
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    Too late. Come 'ere.
     
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    News Flash: there are no good men or good women. There are only people; fucked up people.
     
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    You really should investigate opiates.
     
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    i had them from July thru Oct. didn't do anything for me.
     
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    Is your leg doing better, Froggy?
     
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    Fuck that noise, go rent a whore. It will cost less in the long run. :ucoffee:
     
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    yeah the left is better so the right decided to get in the act last month: an infection and damage that occurred at the same accident did not show until Oct when a pocket of junk from the subway platform decided to rupture into the surrounding tissue and threw me back on antibiotics for another month. its cleaned out and healing now. luckily i don't have any more knees. I can walk on level ground unassisted now, but inclines and stairs give me trouble so i still carry a cane. people open doors for me now: i want to tell them to fuck off, but i know they are just being nice.
     
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    Glad you are recovering.
     
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    All of the good girls are taken. The only ones left are skanks and old hags. :bigcry:
     
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    Solid inquiry.
     
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    Hope all continues to improve!!!
     
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    its become the year of hell: every time i seem to be getting back to a normal life, something seems to misfire. I was at PT for the left knee following surgery and suddenly the right leg is all wet and sticky because the internal hematoma opened and drained. it was like "my water broke". back on antibiotics for a month and a half: i lose 40 pounds because the meds make me not feel like eating. my blood pressure is so low now that my doctor prescribed i eat salt. i had the hematoma opened and cleaned out; i have to change the bandage 2x a day. i went for an MRI to insure the infection did not reach the right knee (it didn't) and now the resulting hole in my leg is filling in so maybe i will have two functioning legs for Xmas.
     
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    Damn!!!

    Hope Santa brings you 2 healthy legs for Xmas.
     
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    Hello Faggy. :nojj:
     
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    Hello. Are you having fun?