Where the fuck is HAL tonight?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dream Theater, Jan 18, 2013.

  1. Dream Theater

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    Has Baltimore Mike finally kidnapped, raped and killed our resident poor ginger Canadian?
     
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    wha
     
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    HAL!!!!! Where you been man? I was worried for your safety.
     
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    Iv been here all night
     
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    HAL has his own logo ^
     
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    Hal is a meat gazer
     
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    HAL has a red vagina. Confirmed by kelliejean.
     
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    :shitbricks:
     
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    Hal's vagina is beat up
     
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    A regular pecker checker at the urinals is what the word on the street is.
     
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    Can you kidnap and rape me? :pray:
     
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    :happyhappy: It would be my pleasure!
     
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    It's true her name is Val
     
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    Uh maybe time to grab the old vibrator huh rm?
     
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    Which one? :munch:
     
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    Whatever one does it for you baby.
     
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    I have one that shocks the inside with electrodes, to increase climax and tighten the vaginal walls...might be an option?!