Discussion in 'The Bar' started by blairg, Feb 8, 2012.
if he was up your ass you'd know.
I believe he's either dead or [insert sarcastic joke about sex between he and a member of the opposite sex, high, searching for gifs]... you know, the usual shit.
I would know that
I probably wouldn't even feel it
LIAR! I just checked there are a bunch of threads about this place, though.
my bad bro. I forgot about
Oreck Convention 2012, OreckCon as it's called.
I was on the FTC website today and saw how Oreck had to pay a $750k fine for claiming its air cleaner helped prevent the flu
the first rule of fight club is that you don't talk about fight club
Seriously though, the only time he stays away is when he's in the middle of a binge.
it's official. schmoopy is EXTREMELY embarrassed of his behavior this past weekend. and now he's gonna lurk for a few days. how immature.
What did he do to be embarrased?
he relapsed after being straight for a day?
he went on a 3 day Benzedrex cotton + beer + trance + pay porn sites + Jergens lotion + kleenex bender.
Honestly I forget he's gone until these stupid threads come along.