where the fuck is that Homo Phil at?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I heard Phil likes to play penis games.

    Just what i heard :dontknow:
     
  2. Apple the cat

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    He's probably passed out in a gutter full of his own vomit. Just sayin'...
     
  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    That is very possible indeed. Hmm, i guess we should worry.
     
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    I hope he didn't choke on a penis
     
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    Or had an Autoerotic asphyxiation mishap
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Naw, he's just pissed that the screen name that best describes his hobby, Phil Latio, was already taken.
     
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  7. dawg

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    Or maybe he's at the ER having a foreign object removed from his anus.

    Man, im starting to really worry.
     
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    McKrakin, Phillip Xavier. :bigcry:
     
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    So much sadness, so much pain, Sir. :bigcry:
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    @dawg, it's OK- Phil just sent me a PM. He's shitfaced (as usual). He included a Phil Phil-osophy card:

    [​IMG]
     
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    Phil is so shitfaced he cant log in? :jj:
     
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    He's been pressing sign in on the blender all night and called Dell customer support to report a loud whirling sound.
     
  14. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'd like to hear a drunk Phil dealing with a Paki customer support guy. :jj:
     
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    :jj:

    @Engaged Chicken any word ? :shitcoffee:

    Get your stationary unpacked in case his family needs to be contacted.
     
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    please restart your computer and tap F8. HOW ABOUT YOU TAP MY BALLS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That's about it. lolz
     
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    He stopped posting after I asked him how much he got in his settlement
     
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    I don't see what he's got to be ashamed of.
     
  20. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Yeah, that's right Shiv. It's all about you. :rolleyes: