" thread?!!? Did somebody call the board mods with marble-rich, wonky-eyed fake-trophy wife, wiggy, whiny, therapy three-times-a-week, "Wahh! Jay Leno stole that from me!" jewy faggotry in order to get it removed? And what am I supposed to jerk off to today? I've already got one leg of the pantyhose tied around my throat, and the other one tied to the doorknob, with a slim dildo humming inside my ass (for prostate stimulation ONLY, guys) for Christ's sake! Also, does anyone have any photos of Ashley's feet? If they're dainty, and princess-like, I really think we may have a long, story-book romance ahead if us. If they're porky and/or stubby, I'm just gonna cum up her nose, slap the shit out of her, and leave.