Where was the resort that Gunky and Drunky left after just one day?

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  1. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    We are planning a vacation to a couple of 5 Star Resorts in Scottsdale and Sedona, AZ.

    Then i remember that Gunky and the missus went somewhere out there for vacation (AZ or NM) but left after one day for some reason (ants?)

    Anyone remember where and why?
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    Turks and Caicos.

    If I recall correctly.

    As a long time Phoenician, I highly recommend Scottsdale and Sedona if you got the money to enjoy it.
     
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    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    You think Howard Stern went on a vacation to Arizona or New Mexico??!
    :cwl::haha:
     
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    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    I was in Turks and Caicos last year on the South side of the Island. It couldn't have been nicer. The beach is one of the highest rated in the world by Travel and Leisure Magazine. And guess what, there weren't any sand ants.

    When Howard travels I am sure he stays at the top of the line resorts and their absolute best room. If a couple of ants on the beach bug you then stay on the balcony of your Presidential Suite drinking Sangria. Yet he leaves after one day. I am sure Beth wanted to stay there the whole week. There is no woman on the planet that can be attracted to that type of wimp (excluding his money).
     
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    I think with Alison he talked about going to Sedona one time. There are some very high dollar places there in the red rocks. Very beautiful. Lots of crystals and meditation and stuff.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He went on vacation to AZ with Beth as well. he went rock climbing

    :cwl::

    Howard said he hates rock climbing and he was out in Arizona on vacation last week. He said he tried the rock climbing thing while he was on vacation and Beth took some pictures of him doing it and he has to put them up on his web site. Howard said he had tried it like 5 times before but he told this couple they met, Tovar and Heidi, that he'd never done it before. He said it's fake rock walls but it's still tough. He said Tovar had some trouble but Heidi was pretty good. He said that women are good at using their legs for climbing while guys try to use their upper bodies. Howard said he doesn't know why he even tried to do it at all. He said they had Heidi coaching Howard on how to do it and he just didn't want to do it. He said he was able to get up the whole thing but it took him a while. He said he had to wear a size 14 rock climbing shoe and it was a used shoe. He said he's the one who got himself into the whole thing so he's got no one to blame but himself. Howard asked Robin if she's ever tried something like that. She said she never has and never will. Gary said he's afraid of heights and freaks out when he gets up there. Howard said he'll never do it again. He was also freaked out that Beth was there watching him and taking pictures. Gary told Howard a story about how he knew of a big fat guy who was climbing and fell and the instructor had forgotten to tie himself down so when the guy fell, he pulled the instructor off the ground and they met about half way. Howard thought that was pretty funny but then moved on to talk about this rock climber who cut off his own arm to get unstuck from a boulder that had shifted onto his arm. Howard said the guy was stuck there for like 5 days and used a knife to cut through his arm to save his own life. They talked about that for a couple of minutes before getting back to Howard's rock climbing story. He said he really is bad at it and doesn't want to try it again.

    Howard said that he spent some time with Tovar and Heidi after the rock climbing and admitted that he just sucks at rock climbing while Tovar says he wants to be great at everything he does. Gary pointed out how Howard finds everything negative about the rock climbing.
     
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  8. Bye You!

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    he did, indeed.
     
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    Howard and Alison used to vacation at The Boulders Resort in Scottsdale area. No ant problems there, but he did bitch about the hiking trails.
     
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    Howard will exaggerate any situation that happens and then use it as a valid excuse to get out of something he doesn't want to be in or do.
     
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    I don't remember the ant thing but goddamn did he spend hours in the mid 2000's bitching about bedbugs. What a pussy.
     
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    Alison???? :jumping::cwl::giggle::roll:
     
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    yup,i remember when he was here.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    if you are coming out here this time of year its cooler in Sedona.
     
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    RONNIE THE CLAW Well-Known Member VIP

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    Remember the salamander hysteria a few years back (2011?) at Parrot Cay in Turks and Caicos?
     
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    83 in Sedona right now.low 63
     
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    Geezers love the heat so I could see him making the trek to Arizona at least a couple times in his life. It's like the octogenarian mecca.
     
  18. Onehourphoto

    Onehourphoto Maverick Gold

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    Spoken like someone that has never been to some of those resorts out there.

    Have a wonderful time at the Jersey Shore
     
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  19. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    low property taxes in Sun City West,no school tax for 55 and over.

    200k house = $ 800 a year.
    no crime.
     
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    I've stayed there, it's gorgeous, the spa is top notch too
     
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