Where will Howard's next mansion be located.. Beverly Hills?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    It's so obvious less staff, more commercials, and even more product placement

    Howard's time at Sirius is coming to an end and the cash grab is vomit inducing...

    Howard has become okay with buying places he doesn't live in and it just makes sense that

    Howard is holding Beth's career back by not buying a mansion in Beverly Hills...

    Come on Howard stop holding that young, hot, author, super model back
     
  2. AllAboutHim Ed

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    Silly, Beth doesn't want to be famous.
     
  3. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    where does Jimmy have a house? Malibu Beth?
     
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    howard won't be buying a mansion in beverly hills, but his money will. about 3 weeks after his divorce.
     
  5. OV

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    It'll be in Mumbai and he'll be paying in rupee marbles.


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    Malibu.
     
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    What? You don't think he is seemlessly weaving it all in?

    Why did a whole studio of purported comedians let a 60 year old closet case brag for cash that his
    underpants feel like panties?
     
  8. BethSucks

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    I'd go with Malibu as well, Beverly Hills is too close to central LA and they sell maps to the stars homes on the street corners, Malibu is more like the Hampton's, lots of lefty snobs and more privacy.
     
  9. Divorce Chicken

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    No way CA. Taxes are too high. Howie's headed to FL. He and Beff rent or stay at a hotel when in CA.
     
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    fixed.
     
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    Has Howard even been to his Florida house yet? For vacation they went to Mexico instead. Maybe the Ostroskys are spending the winter there.
     
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    winner.
     
  13. Mulletude

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    So he loaded up the truck and he moved to Bev-er-ly.... Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools, horses.
     
  14. Rob0729

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    I am kinda shocked that they don't have a house in Beverly Hills or Bel Air. They suck up to celebrities so much that it is a logical move.

    My guess is that property taxes are so insane in California that he refuse to pay $200k a year for taxes on a house he is at three or four times a year.
     
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    Howard is a big pussy when it comes to earthquakes. He will never live in SoCal.
     
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    If the marble train ends in a couple of years, he's going to be selling a house, not buying another.
     
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    Malibu.
     
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    i don't see him in malibu. there aren't that many megahouses on the water and the hills in malibu are pretty scary steep if you want privacy. i see him in bel air or brentwood (behind very secure gates).

    if he was smart he'd buy up near santa barbara (montecito) which is probably the closest thing to heaven in the united states.
     
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    But the Cox-Arquettes are Malibu camped. Actually , I don't really know where he'd go. The whole part of the continent is earthquake prone.
     
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    Where did King Midas move to?