Where's he oddest place you've found sexual discharge?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    when I was in college I crashed over at a friends house after a party. Three guys and a fourth with his girlfriend lived there. One morning I found semen all over had toaster. The girlfriend confirmed it but wouldn't explain it. Puzzled me for years.
    Where have you fond ejaculate or vaginal discharge?
     
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    At what age do you stop asking about fisting and discharge and shit. I think I was about 16
     
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    I've never searched for it. Sorry.
     
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    Artie's back
     
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    Creeping up on Bennymuso territory!
     
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    in Grant's Tomb. It was all over the walls and floor. Really stains marble, too.
     
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    I was 20something at a house party and was sitting on the couch & a girl came over & asked for a cigarette & when she turned and left I saw that she had a load on the back of her shirt.
     
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    In my NSAL calendar.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    One time I found it on a fat girl next to me in my bed.
     
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    Lol the toaster
     
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    On the back of a woman's head
     
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    One of my sandals when I woke up.

    I was sleeping on a top bunk at a hostel in Budapest, and was awoken to the sounds of some drunk Aussie banging the shit out of some American broad at 4 in the morning. We all threw shit at them and told him to finish her off in the bathroom, which they did--but he threw the used party hat on one of my sandals, which I discovered in the morning. I woke him up, gave him a black eye and told him to scrub that sandal until it looked like platinum. He ran in fear but ended up scrubbing the sandal as ordered before management threw him out.
     
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    My girlfriend's asshole.
     
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    First time I jacked it the spunk hit the ceiling of my room! It was actually painful.
     
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    Man wtf are you talking about....?
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Around the rings of Uranus
     
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    There's a bar I go to that has a fake tree in the middle of it......... There has been many a load shot on that poor tree.
     
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