WTF Wheres Janks?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by SuperFarts, Jan 23, 2016.

  1. SuperFarts

    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    I'm watching these talking heads, forced conversation regarding this "blizzard" coverage.

    First of all, on CBS 3, almost every chic is smoking. I'm like who are these broads, models? I searched the names and sure enough, Nicole Brewer was a former Miss PA. And then theres Kate Bilo and "Meisha" Johnson... Holy shit.

    So they're hosting one "expert" after another on the phone. I'm sitting here waiting to hear "the blizzard was primary caused by Howard Stern's balls", but nothing...

    Janks you butt pirate, make some calls goddamit. I'm guessing that Janks is also watching CBS 3. Not because of the hot chics but because one of the anchors is a fellow turd burglar, annoying fuck.
     
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    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    wgas/wgaf
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP

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    Who cares?
     
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    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    obvious reply in 3... 2... 1...
     
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    snowdog212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Always thought it was stupid shit to prank call TV Stations
     
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    He's around.
     
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    HES SUCKIN DICK OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
     
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    Glory hole
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Janks is retired from prank calling. If this was the old days he would have hit every TV station on the East Coast.
     
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    All-time classic Janks ...

     
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    ALevy VIP Extreme Gold

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    He appeared in 2014 and said he was quitting the prank calls to focus on his work, and that Howard didn't need the exposure anymore. Had Fred play him out with this:

     
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    Vincenzo69 Well-Known Member

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    Janks became a pillhead a few years ago and since then his productivity went way down. He was reduced to faking being gay to get on the show because he wasn't doing any calls.
     
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    Gay. Literally...
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Turk said no more janks