I'm watching these talking heads, forced conversation regarding this "blizzard" coverage. First of all, on CBS 3, almost every chic is smoking. I'm like who are these broads, models? I searched the names and sure enough, Nicole Brewer was a former Miss PA. And then theres Kate Bilo and "Meisha" Johnson... Holy shit. So they're hosting one "expert" after another on the phone. I'm sitting here waiting to hear "the blizzard was primary caused by Howard Stern's balls", but nothing... Janks you butt pirate, make some calls goddamit. I'm guessing that Janks is also watching CBS 3. Not because of the hot chics but because one of the anchors is a fellow turd burglar, annoying fuck.