Where's Schmoopy?

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    It's Saturday night so there are one of 2 things happening here:

    1.) He's wrapped the mythical Mustang around a tree

    2.) He's tweeked and jerking to cuckold porn, smoking a carton of cigs.



    What say you?
     
  2. dawg

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    Is he in the lounge?
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Nope...
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He has been acting weird the last couple of days (Yes more than Usual) :jj:

    I wonder whats up :dontknow:
     
  5. mingmen

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    my callout thread rattled him
     
  6. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Well... lets pontificate.

    This morning he was probably all

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    Then he got home and was all

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    And the devil's beacon shone through the darkness

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    And the score was made

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    And now he's all

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    devil's beacon :jj:
     
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    Yup, you nailed it! That's Schmoopy alright.
     
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    Usually If he does drugs he will make a topic about it right before he peaks
     
  10. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    See what an asset I am around here?

    I should be like VIP Manager or something. :)
     
  11. dawg

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    Being in Texas automatically qualifies you for that!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Schmoopy is gonna love that one elias :lol:
     
  15. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    He'll be all "I'm not balding :ranting: :bigangry: !!!!"


    On Tuesday morning when he's hydrated again.
     
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    Great Job!!:jj:
     
  17. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I just noticed the face gets fucked up. Oh well. I'll fix it tomorrow. I was going to have a "pipe" slide back to him but I remembered him mentioning trying to clean up. I didn't want to do anything too mean.
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Fucking awesome. Nice work bro! :jj:
     
  19. eliasbboy

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    Thank you sir.
     
  20. dawg

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    I don't see a problem with the face elias. I am the same way though, always wanting perfection when it can never be had.