Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Chief, Sep 26, 2013.
I haven't got all day.
Fuck that homo shit. We need more Elvis.
Ace is on the waiting list for that procedure.
I never did bond with Ace for some reason... He's a good guy.
Looks like this will have to suffice.
Oh, hey bro. How's it going?
Really? That seems weird. I've seen you two posting. Maybe not to each other. I thought you two were cool.
Good morning. Everything good? How's the family?
I was just out in the back yard having a smoke and a piss and I could hear the distant rumblings of a train. That nigga was on the horn like crazy... Man, I miss NY.
I'm about 300 feet from the Transcontinental railroad. Fuckers roar through here.
You piss in the back yard?
Always...when I'm drinking. I save thousands of gallons of water a month by pissing on/about my palm trees. They are thriving.
Miley jumped out of an airplane yesterday and swore like a sailor.
Wherever he is, I hope he's staying warm.
That's a lot of tinkle time.