Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BennyMuso, Sep 14, 2018 at 7:05 AM.
Artie Lange because I can't act either.
Robin Williams hologram
Brad Pitt but he would have to gain 50 lbs and wear an ugly mask for the role.
It would be awesome if I could be portrayed by a buff black guy
George Clooney but I'm better looking.
Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire without the happy ending
Jim from The Office. Every fucking day someone asks me if I know who I look like.
Danny Trejo or maybe Judy Dench. One of those Hollywood badasses.
Steve McQueen because of the resemblance.
I've been told several times that I look like Chris O'dowd.
Scarlett Johansson would trans role and play me! She’d have to dye her hair though and gain about 11 inches in height.