Which girlfriend has more issues, Ronnies girlfriend or JD's.

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  1. Phantom Lord

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    If you had to pick between the two which girl do you think has more issues, Stephanie or JD's girlfriend that he keeps in a closet. The difficult part is truly figuring out their angle because they aren't gold diggers or attention whores like Beth.

    Ronnie's girlfriend who just turned 30 gets to date a short, divorced, perverted man, who is almost 70. He lives in a Nascar themed home. He probably makes decent money working directly for Howard, but in reality it is probably shit for New York City. He can no longer do the Block Party and is basically a glorified taxi driver.

    JD's girlfriend gets to date a fat mushmouth with no ambition. He can barely talk. He spent $10,000 on webcam girls and according to his girlfriend, he gets ridiculously upset over the littlest things. His income is probably in the poverty level for New York City. He isn't attractive, doesn't dress well, and is in his late 30s and never had a girlfriend. According to the Stern staff he focuses on girls that are way out of his league.

    Alright, the motive is clear with people like Beth, Katie Lee Joel, and Hugh Hefner's girlfriends. I still can't figure out the angle with these two. My vote for the most issues would have to be Stephanie. Even though she has stuck around the longest, fucking a guy that could be your Grandfather is creepy as fuck. JD's girl is a very close second.
     
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    Ronnie is a vile cretin with zero redeaming qualities. anyone who can be with him for more then 10 seconds has to be as demented.
     
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    Yes
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Ronnie's girlfriend was a stripper, so she's expected to be damaged goods.

    JD's girlfriend appears to be attractive and intelligent, so it escapes me what she sees in him. He's not too bright, has zero testosterone, and makes little money. He appears to own absolutely nothing at all if his apartment is where he keeps his treasures.
     
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    ronnie's. JD's girl might be an alpha and he's a beta. Possible the dude cant take care of himself and he found someone all too ready to do that for him.
     
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    They're both settling... I gotta go with munds chick. I couldn't fuck a chick nearing 70
     
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    Ronnie's girlfriend was a stripper.
    There's no such thing on earth as a well-adjusted stripper.
    Case closed.
     
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    Ronnie's girlfriend. No question.
     
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    I agree. Well said, agent Cooper.
     
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    Ronnie's is worse. That's a sad ending no matter how it goes. He'll finally croak just in time for her to be past her expiration date for getting a good guy later. Plus she has to fuck an old man.

    JD's girlfriend merely needs some zero to use this on.

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    was she really a stripper? I never heard that! she isn't really all that hot for being a ex stripper, not bad for a old fuck like Ronnie tho! I wonder what his kids think of her, I bet Christmas and thanksgiving are real fun with the kids Ronnie and his bimbo and his senior citizen ex wife!
     
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    You are correct about the cost of living in NYC...

    The block I grew up on as a child was middle class. Most people would take one look at it and think it's a complete s***hole.

    Every house on the block costs a million. 2 bedroom condos will run you 400K...street parking.
     
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    I have to go with Stephanie. I feel sorry for her.
     
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    I hate JD and Ronnie
     
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    I can't believe jd still has a girlfriend. It can't be that he's such an accomplished lover. Or a great person to talk too. Ick. I think I'd rather fuck ronnie than jd.
     
  18. wife is a whore

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    JD's girl is more damaged. Ronnie's GF is just a typical golddigger.
     
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    I saw a photo her in scrubs in vet setting. My half baked theory is they met when his dog was sick. If she stripped nights to makes ends meet, who knows?
     
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    Nah, he probably just makes her wear scrubs when she changes his Depends.
     
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