Which hand do you pee with? (pole)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Sep 27, 2012.

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Which hand do you pee with?

Poll closed Sep 28, 2012.
  1. Left

    23.8%
  2. Right

    33.3%
  3. Both

    9.5%
  4. Neither

    9.5%
  5. I pee sitting down

    23.8%
  1. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    i.e., which hand controls the direction of the flow
    Me, Ima lefty, would you like to shake my hand as I leave the mens room?
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I require both
     
  3. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    :jj: It's like trying to hold onto a firehose.
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    This pole is gender biased :jj:
     
  5. Gomez

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    option #5 will prolly work for you :thumbup2:
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    You just wanted to know how many boys sit down :(
     
  7. Gomez

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    :secret: some do
     
  8. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I know, it's comfy when you are tired.
     
  9. BrulesRules

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    hey TB...post your favorite pic in here..it kind of applies.
     
  10. Gomez

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    ah shit :jj:

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  11. HeinousMark

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    I do more often than not. Especially those middle of the night pees......I hate when you pee and the toilet water and piss splash all over the place, and I'm lazy (no homo). In the woods or at a urinal, I tend to use the right hand.
     
  12. Gomez

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    if they find out about it in Texas, woe is you.
     
  13. HeinousMark

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    I think I have immunity, since I do piss in the woods....
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    Usually I just rest it on the rim while I'm standing and just close the lid on it to hold it in place.
     
  15. FatKidSullivan

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    Where's the option about pissing in empty milk jugs and storing them in your closet?
     
  16. MatthewT

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    i pee with my dick, not my hands :scratch:
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    i pee with my dick. my hands should not have urine in them. it would hurt and look funny.
     
  18. BrulesRules

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    I hate when dudes go into the stalls to pee when plenty of urinals are available. You know they are gonna piss on the seat.
     
  19. Gomez

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    hey, it's the smart bible thumper guy
    I get it :smile:
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    my dick only has one eye: he has no depth perception.