Which Housewife of Orange County would you like to be balls deep inside of?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Gretchen
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    Tamra
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    Alexis
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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Um I don't know because I don't watch gay shows
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    Weak list. Gretchen is best twat available.
     
  4. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Here, have a BBQ'd Tofu Sandwich.. it might take your mind off those sexual confliction issues.

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  5. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Face it, like 90% of people, he can name the houswives but not his congressman and legislator. We're screwed.
     
  6. urbanshocker

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    Anal w/ass-to-mouth because I think she actually might like that.
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    I guess Tamra :dontknow:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ewwwww
     
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    The 1st one. The 2nd has cankles lying in wait and the 3rd has a bit of tranny. But as-is, I'd do em all. Unless the one really is a tranny, then I'm only accepting a handjob.
     
  10. IHateHoward2

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    they always say the crazy ones work the hardest in the bedroom....
     
  11. chapped

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    the second one looks like she might not have a gag reflex so her
     
  12. CaptainFrank

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    My son loves the Housewives show....

    Then again, my son came out of the closet at 14.
     
  13. urbanshocker

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    Nooooooo!!!

    Seriously or is that just your Dr. Kelso impersonation?

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  14. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    They all have huge giagantic balls to even insinuate they live in Orange County... Coto is where all the Noveau Riche white trash live. It's hardly Orange County ..It's RIVERSIDE..Dirtbag capital of Cali. Coto is where all the people who can't afford Huntington Beach live. It's hell. It's 75 today at my house..Bet your ass it's 110 in Coto....AND all my friends have the same fake tits and tan and teeth...Huge gaudy wedding ring.Ostentatious car....On call chiropractor...Imported horses all in training....That show is pure bullshit... They drive an hour to go eat at South Coast Plaza..(the friggin' mall:giggle:) And then have the nerve to act like it's so bitchin' to go do that.....Looooooosers.. Coto is where the dirtbags live. That show makes me laugh my ass off..............

    P.S.. They got LouBoutins 80% off at Loehmann's... duh...


    f-Mutt
     
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    i would go with tamra since she had stoopud boobs removed. but her hair/wig got dolly parton ridic tho.
     
  16. My Balls Itch 2

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    Yum. Looks delicious. And I'd fuck Gretchen. But all three look good to me.
     
  17. TeeDonkey

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    Right about now, with the blue balls i have, I would shoot ANY of the three across the room. I welcome anything new. After getting married, I have NO more standards....:facepalm:


    I would probably chase their little toy dogs around the fucking house!!!! :dontknow:
     
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    I got balls deep one morning with a chambermaid who was working the Ramada I was staying in Knoxville many moons ago. Unfortunately she looked like the housekeeper on Two and Half Men. Of course when I later told the story she was a cross between Bo Derek and Farrah Fawcett.
     
  19. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    One more thing.. If your area code isn't 714.. you need to sit your stupid non-orange county ass down.:finger:



    Fuck you Mutt.......... we all have so much without you....:fuckyou:
     
  20. shabadoo25

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    Alexis is a moron, but she's a dime piece for her age.

    I'd fuck the annoying out of her.