Which of the Fine Saloon Ladies is Donating to the Board Tonight?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by wife is a whore, May 1, 2012.

  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Last night Slippy donated her hot friend's ass and tits to the board, now it is another fine female poster's turn to pimp for us. Slippy's formula is simple.

    1) Invite hot friend to your house

    2) Add Alcohol. You can substitute drugs if you must. Probably pills or blow would work best. Maybe E.

    3) Start talking about fake tits

    4) Turn on webcam and post a link.

    Thanks in advance. I got a I got a mitten and a mayo jar of bacon grease locked and loaded.
     
  2. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Not a lot of takers, huh?

    I'm a rare gem, whore. ;)
     
  3. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    gonna need a link for what i missed ..reps to slippy
     
  4. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Desperation is a stinky cologne ....
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Slippy, please just post the ass shots so we don't have to waste a lot of time. Tia
     
  6. wife is a whore

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    No, you are a rare gem of a PIMP, not whore.

    Should change the title under your screen name to Saloon Pimp.
     
  7. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    I don't think this thread will go anywhere :(
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    wifeisawhore is always thinking of us tho...gotta root for him:cheer:
     
  9. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It was live on cam, baby! No pics. :dontknow:

    :bigthink:

    I dunno. I really am a dillhole.
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    We need the dillhole cam going 24/7
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    unbelievably massive fail for anyone who seen this to not take screen shots
     
  12. jackie the jerk

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    I saw, no screen shots, thats not the way I roll, I'll take the fail.
     
  13. Slippy

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    I don't have enough hot friends to warrant this jackie. :sad:
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Now that she's sober, she greatly appreciates this. :giggle:
     
  15. jackie the jerk

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    Just you is all I would need.
     
  16. wife is a whore

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    Hung over regrets.....my type of woman.
     
  17. Slippy

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    :shucks: :hug:

    She did the "walk of shame" into the kitchen this morning. :rofl:
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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    Dink on the other hand..............
     
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    You gotta throw it out there once in a while, to see if any of these whores fine ladies are in a moment of weakness.
     
  20. wife is a whore

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    Was she looking over at your lap top with hatred in her eyes?