Which of these members would win in a fight?

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  1. RenchFries

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    I'm talking about an old fashioned fistfight.

    @garypagetwo VS @Ryan Lever

    Discuss. :punch:

    Both participants are welcome and encouraged to explain to all of us why they would beat the other person's ass.
     
  2. DarkFriday

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  3. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    Pretty sure lever would lose.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    The real and the fake Gary would get his ass kicked.
     
  5. WillyBest

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    :winner:
     
  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Lever seems fragile
     
  7. RenchFries

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    @garypagetwo would beat off on the other person's ass.
     
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    I'm pretty sure Gare could knock Lever's teeth out fairly easily.
     
  10. RenchFries

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    :jj:
     
  11. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. VIP

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    GP2...Lever's a 5'3, 115 LB, 52 year old drug addict.
     
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  12. Schmoopy

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    Look who's awake.


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  13. RenchFries

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    That's true, but the right kind of drugs give you retard strength and make you feel nothing.
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

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    The Sudbury Stud is wiry. He's used to fighting johns who try to stiff him after lovemaking sessions.
     
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    At least Gary is semi healthy and in decent shape and does have brain in his head. Lever is basically a slug and looks to have an extreme case of muscle atrophy like a concentration camp victim.
    Fight lasts less then 30 seconds before Lever is in the fetal position begging for the pain to stop.
     
  16. larryluncg

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    This is a tough one to call. I think Lever might have retard strength so that would give him the edge
     
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    Well Lever wouldnt get his teeth knocked out.
     
  18. ralphberries

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    Leeeever for sure! I bet he won many fights in the mental institution.
     
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  19. Mr. Potato Head

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  20. doughhead63

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    Double knockout...
     
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