Which of these members would win in a fight?

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  1. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    I'm talking about an old fashioned fistfight.

    @garypagetwo VS @Ryan Lever

    Discuss. :punch:

    Both participants are welcome and encouraged to explain to all of us why they would beat the other person's ass.
     
  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Judas Gold

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  3. Mur

    Mur WTF is this shit? Gold

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    Pretty sure lever would lose.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    The real and the fake Gary would get his ass kicked.
     
  5. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    :winner:
     
  6. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Lever seems fragile
     
  7. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    @garypagetwo would beat off on the other person's ass.
     
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    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    I'm pretty sure Gare could knock Lever's teeth out fairly easily.
     
  10. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  11. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye I've been picking scabs again Gold

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    GP2...Lever's a 5'3, 115 LB, 52 year old drug addict.
     
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  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Look who's awake.


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  13. RenchFries

    RenchFries Well-Known Member

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    That's true, but the right kind of drugs give you retard strength and make you feel nothing.
     
  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Director of Psychiatry: Dawg's Medical Services VIP

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    The Sudbury Stud is wiry. He's used to fighting johns who try to stiff him after lovemaking sessions.
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    At least Gary is semi healthy and in decent shape and does have brain in his head. Lever is basically a slug and looks to have an extreme case of muscle atrophy like a concentration camp victim.
    Fight lasts less then 30 seconds before Lever is in the fetal position begging for the pain to stop.
     
  16. larryluncg

    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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    This is a tough one to call. I think Lever might have retard strength so that would give him the edge
     
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    Well Lever wouldnt get his teeth knocked out.
     
  18. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Leeeever for sure! I bet he won many fights in the mental institution.
     
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  19. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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  20. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Double knockout...
     
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