Which of these would be the worst deal breaker when you start dating someone?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jul 26, 2014.

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the worst is...

Poll closed Aug 2, 2014.
  1. They have photos of their self in some sort of forced perspective with a famous landmark

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. They talk full volume on their phone in a congested public place

    31.6%
  3. They tell the same joke in the same circumstance time and time again

    7.9%
  4. They walk with friends three people wide on a sidewalk

    5.3%
  5. They describe themselves as "nerds or geeks" in a complimentary way

    2.6%
  6. They are constantly tell people to "smile" thinking this suggestion will brighten their day

    23.7%
  7. They believe that their late night bar activities is what makes them a "fun and interesting" person

    18.4%
  8. Their favorite literature is from their 9th grade curriculum

    2.6%
  9. They scoff at smokers but don't exercise and consume copious amounts of sugar and alcohol

    2.6%
  10. They have to tell a person once a day that "you have to watch" a television series that they enjoy

    5.3%
  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Lifted some of these from an article about a list of 125 deal breakers some dude had on his dating profile :jj:
     
  2. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Are you insane?
     
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  3. Mack

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    can I just go with bad teeth?
     
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  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    The "doesn't exercise" one is too obvious.....should have left is off the list. I chose another one that really annoys me "grr:
     
  5. Splash

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    You should have added "Fat"
     
  6. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    None seems that bad. I voted for the scoff at smoker one.
     
  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    maybe? :dontknow:
     
  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    see post #4

    and they are all bad, IMO
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Can I tell you a joke?
     
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  10. Satori Brah

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    sure! :c
     
  11. Splash

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    No thanks :hat:
     
  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    negged
     
  13. wetback

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    You son of a bitch
     
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    I picked the one about telling someone to "Smile!" although there were a few that were pretty close to it. Anyone that does that is an insensitive, intrusive dolt.
     
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    I was leaning strongly towards that one, but ultimately decided on "you have to watch...." I hate people tellin' me what to watch/read. One of the reasons why I can never join those book clubs, ugh..... :no:
     
  17. Schmoopy

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    :fail:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ulol:
     
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    Doesn't enjoy giving hj's or bj's. Deal breaker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:derp:

    Luckily my left hand's a slut and my handheld Oreck is always willing since I've never been late paying my electric bill.
     
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    It seems like being that big of a fuck up would be a lot more effort than just making a small effort to be normal.
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    JFC Ugh