Which one is the lie?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Since we know every word out of Wiggy's mouth is a lie, I'm having trouble reconciling his beating off stories. On one hand, he says he hasn't beat off in 6 months. On the other hand, he is constantly beating off to babysitter and doctor porn. Is one of them true? Are they both lies? Maybe he beats off once every couple weeks instead?
     
  2. Hersh

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    There is absolutely nothing truthful about him.
     
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    oral sex is disgusting
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  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    It's not just that he lies. It's that the lies are almost opposites. It's like saying "it's raining out" and "it's sunny out". But they are both lies. It's really cloudy out.
     
  6. killallposers

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    neither is true. he holds off as long as he can, then loses control and beats off to gay pron. his gayness is like his ocd, to him. he thinks sarno cured it, but he still has the problems sometimes. he feels so guilty for giving in to his gay urges, he has to talk about beating off on the air as sort of a confession therapy. of course, it's not a true confession as he keeps the gay part to himself. when he feels like he's gone a long time without jerking off to (gay)porn, he starts making up milestones such as 5 months. it feels like 5 months to him, because he feels he's been doing a real good job of not beating off for a while. howard's a liar. to himself and everyone else, so no one ever gets the full truth.
     
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    I could never be with a man who didn't like giving or receiving. Hey pal, there's the door!
     
  8. Quite Frankly

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    Whacking off with an iPad is real tough, and the mini has gotta make it even more pathetic and difficult. He probably tried it once and turned it into a recurring bit. I haven't verified that YouPorn even works on an iPad but I'm skeptical.
     
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    that's the only kinda man i'd be with.
     
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    I'm a girl. ;) wouldn't work for me
     
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    "There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying." Henry Wheeler Shaw.
     
  12. bznick

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    I forgot who he was interviewing at the time, but at the end of last summer/early fall 2012, he told the interviewee that he doesn't beat off anymore and hasn't done it for a year. Even Robin was dumbfounded and called him out on it as all year, practically every Monday he would talk about beating off to babysitting porn the previous night (and usually "Beth was out last night").
     
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    He doesn't want to offput his celebrity buddies.
     
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    I think there are two elements to this: One is a passive aggresive swipe at Beth for not living in Manhattan with him any more and the other is the marbles he gets from the sites for weaving their names into his stories.
     
  16. Nemo

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    I just heard the segment.
    Stern is a horrible big FAT liar.


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    howard is almost 60.....his drive is dwindling so my guess is he beats off once every two weeks and has sex with happy horse, no divorce once a month.
     
  18. chuk

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    Sounds about right. In other words, both stories are lies.
     
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    I guarantees ya he jerked off after Richard drank beer through his ass today:coffee:
     
  20. MutteringJohn

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    All part of his act. Only time Howard is truthful is when a caller sets him off by criticizing his personal life, guests or the show. When Howard blasts the caller and hangs up I believe at that moment your seeing the real Howard. He can't take criticism.