Which posters would you masturbate?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 18, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'd def fingerfuck KikiTiki and then buy her fish and chips afterward

    And I'd probably jerk DrivenbyDemons off
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Header and traw
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    latin mami...
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    ive jerked DBD off, its a life changing experience
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Spit on my balls
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Quack quack quack
     
  7. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Really going out on limb there Pi. :jj:
     
  8. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    HelloCleveland. :hump:
     
  9. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    If it has a vag I'd go ahead and finger it.
     
  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    :dancin:
     
  11. Tuesday

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    Nerd
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    god i wanna bang Tuesday
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's always an experience fingering a new girl for the first time, because when you pull your hand away and smell it, you have no idea if it's going to be delightful or horrid.

    It makes me feel like Indiana Jones taking that first step on The Path of God.
     
  14. Tuesday

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    Will you masturbate me?
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i think id do almost anything to have you
     
  16. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    You want a real adventure just dive in face first without the sniff test.
     
  18. Tuesday

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    You and I would have a lot of fun.
    Oh yes.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :nono:

    Making out and fingerfucking or rubbing the clit is always step one

    This is not Vietnam

    There are rules
     
  20. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Holy smokes.