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Which show staffer has the longest ass crack line and who has the shortest ?

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  1. Ruffypup

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    What are the measurements ?

    I will say Jon Hein holds the longest ass crack line at 13 inches.
    I would put Benjy's ass crack line as the shortest at 4.2 inches.


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    Ruffy, gimme your drugs please. :c

    I think Jason probably has the shortest asscrack. More around the 6 inch mark. Ronnie's got a small one too I bet. Benji is pushing the 11 to 11 inch line. Why am I so concerned with being accurate with this?!:facepalm:
     
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    I need to get my show contest ideas in on muldred by midnight
     
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    you fucken morons are an embarrassment, get a life, get laid, get something jeezas christ fuckin freaks
     
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    Regardless of subject, I always click on Rufffy's threads. :)
     
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    howard had no butt so his is the shortest.
    who's the guy with the huge belly? Kaplan? Probably he has the biggest.
     
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    I'm trying to :dontknow:
     
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    this always
     
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    Boom shaka laka boom shaka laka boom shaka laka boom.
     
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    Biggest ass, longest crack. Jason by a mile.

    Shortest ass crack? Same theory. Lisa Gee. I don't even think that skinny hag even has an ass. Just a hole in the back like a dog. :wtf:
     
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    Brian Phelan and Lisa G
     
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    Do you see Lisa'a butt crack line to be longer than a pinky ?
     
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    No I do not.
     

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