Shop Now At Amazon

Which show staffer has the longest ass crack line and who has the shortest ?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Ruffypup, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    234,281
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,136
    Likes Received:
    1,502
    What are the measurements ?

    I will say Jon Hein holds the longest ass crack line at 13 inches.
    I would put Benjy's ass crack line as the shortest at 4.2 inches.


    [​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Nov 14, 2012
  2. Sponsor

    Sponsor

    Reputations:
    0
     
    Shop Now At Target
  3. Tom Doyers

    Tom Doyers Xavier's water boy VIP

    Reputations:
    71,547
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,027
    Likes Received:
    3,063
  4. RockoBalbono

    RockoBalbono Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2012
    Messages:
    673
    Likes Received:
    0
    Ruffy, gimme your drugs please. :c

    I think Jason probably has the shortest asscrack. More around the 6 inch mark. Ronnie's got a small one too I bet. Benji is pushing the 11 to 11 inch line. Why am I so concerned with being accurate with this?!:facepalm:
     
  5. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    234,281
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,136
    Likes Received:
    1,502
    I need to get my show contest ideas in on muldred by midnight
     
  6. stripes

    stripes New Member VIP

    Reputations:
    40
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    24,565
    Likes Received:
    5
    you fucken morons are an embarrassment, get a life, get laid, get something jeezas christ fuckin freaks
     
  7. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    88,175
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,791
    Likes Received:
    4,943
  8. AuntDolly

    AuntDolly Musculature Staff Member VIP

    Reputations:
    54,152
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    3,300
    Likes Received:
    1,832
    Regardless of subject, I always click on Rufffy's threads. :)
     
  9. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

    Reputations:
    44
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,241
    Likes Received:
    0
  10. Tom Doyers

    Tom Doyers Xavier's water boy VIP

    Reputations:
    71,547
    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,027
    Likes Received:
    3,063
    :thumbup2:
     
  11. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    234,281
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,136
    Likes Received:
    1,502
    :dog:
     
    Last edited: Nov 14, 2012
  12. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

    Reputations:
    44
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,241
    Likes Received:
    0
  13. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

    Reputations:
    44
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    9,241
    Likes Received:
    0
  14. smichal

    smichal Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    99,427
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    5,834
    Likes Received:
    3,755
    howard had no butt so his is the shortest.
    who's the guy with the huge belly? Kaplan? Probably he has the biggest.
     
  15. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

    Reputations:
    64,373
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2011
    Messages:
    47,135
    Likes Received:
    5,427
    I'm trying to :dontknow:
     
  16. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

    Reputations:
    64,373
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2011
    Messages:
    47,135
    Likes Received:
    5,427
    this always
     
  17. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    234,281
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,136
    Likes Received:
    1,502
    Boom shaka laka boom shaka laka boom shaka laka boom.
     
  18. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    41,340
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2010
    Messages:
    43,074
    Likes Received:
    829
    Biggest ass, longest crack. Jason by a mile.

    Shortest ass crack? Same theory. Lisa Gee. I don't even think that skinny hag even has an ass. Just a hole in the back like a dog. :wtf:
     
  19. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Active Member

    Reputations:
    215
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2012
    Messages:
    2,415
    Likes Received:
    5
    Brian Phelan and Lisa G
     
  20. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    234,281
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    22,136
    Likes Received:
    1,502
    Do you see Lisa'a butt crack line to be longer than a pinky ?
     
  21. Lostronaut

    Lostronaut Active Member

    Reputations:
    215
    Joined:
    Feb 17, 2012
    Messages:
    2,415
    Likes Received:
    5
    No I do not.
     

Share This Page