Which staff member has a wife that actually works?

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  1. Phantom Lord

    Phantom Lord Well-Known Member

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    Just out of curiosity.

    I don't know if this has been discussed before with the entire staff. Obviously the staff is mostly male, over-weight men, older, some make good money some don't, they all seem to have issues, etc. Out of all of these guys, whose wife holds a real job?

    I'll start:

    1. Howard's wife- Fame whore who will never need a real job
    2. Benji- Has a girlfriend who is a fame whore who will never need a real job
    3. Fred- Found her on dial-a-date. She tried acting but is probably sitting home taking care of kids while in her 50s.
    4. Gary- Pussywhipped to Mary. She probably never lifted a dust cloth or did a load of laundry in the past 20 years.
    5. Richard- Married to an alcoholic. Hard to believe she works.
    6. Ronnie- Dating someone that could be his Great-Grand-Daughter. I'm betting her whole goal in life is to not work.
    7. Jason- ??????
    8. Will- ?????
    9. Jon Leiberman- ????
    10. Jon Hein- ???
    11. JD...nevermind

    Fill in the blanks.
     
  2. Halloween

    Halloween Well-Known Member

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    I think Jason's wife used to teach preschool but she decided to stop working a few years ago. Leiberman's ex works at CNN or some other news station. I have no idea what Jon Hein's wife does, but just living with that boring asshole is a job in itself.
     
  3. HooHoo

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    Hein's wife looked ode enough to be his mother in the photos I saw, I was actually shocked - like "THAT is what he thinks he'll embarrass publicly if he admits he jacks off? That is what he's so worried about not upsetting?"

    And of course she doesn't work, they've got jump the shark F U money thanks to John stealing his roommates idea and not even cutting him in a little bit.
     
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  4. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    Monk.

    Bye You has a job.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    All of them will be needing to work after next year when their husbands are on the street and unemployable.
     
  6. chuk

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    1. Jason- He's too fat for her to work
    2. Will- She doesn't have to work so he can cheat on her
    3. Jon Leiberman- gay
    4. Jon Hein- gay
    5. JD... gay
     
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    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Happier times
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Overtime pay?:happyno:
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Where is: Hooker - $250 per hour?
     
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    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    I don't understand how none of them do. No way wig pays them THAT much ....
     
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    I kind of think he must be more generous than we think, bonus wise, or gift wise. otherwise people would be betraying him left and right.
     
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    Oh, please ..... :fiddle:
     
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    Minus the things she doesn't pay for.
    Federal/state/local taxes
    Insurance, Homeowner/health/life/auto
    Mortgage payments
    Gas and electric bills
    Food/ groceries
    Phone/cable
    Gasoline
    Tuition for the kids
    Miscellaneous costs for movies/entertainment/restaurants
    etc...
     
  15. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    Depace's wife is a producer for the Jon Stewart show. Since no more htv I guess she is the breadwinner. He can go back to selling coke at showbiz pizza
     
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    ...I don't get it. Beff DOES work. You think pretending to love an old queen is a walk in the park? She's paid handsomely for it. Sometimes I wonder if she doesn't really get the credit she deserves for putting his decrepit ass through the wringer on a daily basis. That pig is a player.
     
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    Lol!
     
  18. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I think this kind of misses the point. MANY things need to be done/accomplished to keep a family afloat, healthy, fed and happy. YES, someone needs to make $$ to pay the mortgage, electric bill, buy the food etc. BUT someone also needs to clean the house, pay the bills, argue with the insurance company, do the laundry, cook, shop and then everything that needs to be done for kids which is a list WAAAAAAAY too long to consider typing. When both ppl "work", usually both ppl contribute to the 2nd part, when the dad works and the mom stays home, she is usually responsible for EVERYTHING to do with the home and kids. Both roles are important and necessary.
     
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    Ronnie's gf works at an animal hospital :dontknow:
     
  20. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wiggy went on for years bitterly about how Alison, the woman with whom he had 3 kids, 3 kids he admits to wanting nothing to do with and didn't raise, " did nothing ". Fast forward 5 to 10 yrs and he's gushing on air about how " amazing " Beef is " with this dog" ( Bianca ). He couldn't compliment her enough about how she was "raising" Bianca, the obese genetic freak DOG. Not only is that an insult to Alison, but to his 3 "human children".