Which staff member has the most potential for success after the show ends?

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  1. Charlie Kelly

    Charlie Kelly New Member

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    Is the answer really Jon Hein? sad
    What will become of JD? also sad
     
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Tim Sabean will be fouling bathrooms in a new office.

    No matter how incompetent the manager, once you reach a certain level everyone assumes you're reliable.
     
  3. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Richard will do fine as a musician. Gary might find something. Jon is a worker and will do ok. The rest of them are pretty useful and can only be made somewhat interesting by Howard.
     
  4. Kingpin55

    Kingpin55 Active Member

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    None of them have worked a solid day in recent memory. My money is Richard, he had the upbringing to appreciate the small things and I am sure he has worked his share of real work days in the past. The rest are fucked...except creep monster Hein, somehow he's got a horseshoe lodged up his ass.

    i will revel the day I hear that 57 year-old Benji is filing bankruptcy....fucking ZERO talent hack.
     
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    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    Gadget Gary!

    What do you do for a living?
     
  6. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Ronnie and his limo service will do better than anyone.
     
  7. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Gary will make out like a bandit with his tax exempt AIDS charity/scam.
     
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    richard
     
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    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Howard. They're all staff members, right?
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Union guys such as Scott the engineer will be ok. Anyone who writes or produces will have a difficult time just finding a job much less making as much money as they do now.
     
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    Imus O Sternsky VIP Extreme Gold

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    Lisa G will become the next Blue Iris doing Granny Porn
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    hopin for robin to fail to the point that she loses everything i know its shitty to think this way but i truly despise that miserable gunt
     
  13. Kingpin55

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    That's my point, I was just about to say that
     
  14. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Jon Hein is already pretty stable by now, as far as $ goes. I'm sure he'll find work in the periphery of the media, either food or pop culture related. Fred will just play his music. Robin? Dead. Gary will hover among his f-list "contacts". MAYBE work for Fallon, as Baba wouldn't relocate to the East Coast. Richard will have his hands in all sorts of things, none of them solely making him rich, but free to afford a decent lifestyle (125-175K). Sal.....looks bleak. MAYBE a silent partner in some touristy pitza-ria. Will may have to get a job with his in-laws, or his own family. Can't see much happening in media. His angry man persona just may have bit him the ass. Jason is a Jew and Howard loves him. He'll find a good paying job that requires no physical activity. JD is in big trouble. He has/had the opportunity to network and get his foot in the door of something decent, but he is verbally and socially retarded. Maybe Fratto will hire him out of pity. Ronnie will continue to drive Howard, until his stroke in 2018.
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    I hope this happens while he's driving wiggie and horsie around (at a high speed).
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    The question is if Howard can find another mark to pay for Ronnie...

    Howard is the only celeb I know of who manages to get everybody else pay for him. He even managed to get Sirius to pay Howard's agent fees!

    (Howard have 24/7 free limo service in his contract. Howard have never payed for Ronnie)

    The funniest is when Howard rants how other celeb uses their statues to get stuff while himself is totally insane.
     
  17. potroast

    potroast Well-Known Member

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    As an employer I'd hire JD in a heartbeat. That boy is a worker and the less social life the better.
     
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    Richard
     
  19. quitefrankly

    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    dont spoil he is used to low pay long hours and lots of mental abuse
     
  20. sloth22

    sloth22 Active Member

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    How is everyone expecting Richard to do well? He lived in a storage bin for years. He was in a band that made no money, years later he won a contest to get the job at Stern. I don't see him as having any future prospects.