Which state has the worst DMV?

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  1. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    I vote Nevada.
    I bought a Jeep from California.
    They have to verify the vin and title. Go around back and DMV personnel verify the numbers.
    I wait in the first line. Wrapped around the front of the building.
    Stand there in the desert like an idiot for an hour and a half. The person then verifies your information to see if your papers are in order and you then get a place in line.
    They take your number and text you when you have 30 mins left. Fine.

    I finally get my text and go back to the DMV.
    The person didn't like the handwritten VIN verification that THEY gave me. Said the G looked like a 6. It was rejected!
    I had to start from scratch for the Vin verification AGAIN.

    Took 6 hours to register a vehicle.
     
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  3. Scott

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  4. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    So, my DMV problems aren't that bad?
    How about the high cost of pool chlorine?
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    It cost me $3000 worth of chlorine to disinfect your mother's cunt before I lost all respect for myself blowing a load in her.

    What can I say, she has a way with her hips that made me look past her desperation.

    I love to make a skank feel young again.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Such a hopeless romantic. :wub:
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hallmark should put me on retainer
     
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  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Lots of less evolved apes working at the DMV in California, so I guess California wins.
     
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    I spent an entire day at the DMV when I had to get my US license to get car insurance. I didn't know the town and I ended up picking the one that was right next to the trailer park. The conversations I had in there were something else. One of the most memorable days of my life.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm only licensed in one state, so I couldn't say for sure.
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    They're all bad. Everyone has a horror story about their DMV.
     
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  12. chrisfromvegas

    chrisfromvegas HOOLIGAN

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    Were you burned by the acid from the chlorine?

    I'll try not to be so insensitive.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Where are you from?
     
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    I schedule my appointments when and if I have to be there in person. Otherwise I attend my DMV business on-line...you filthy animals. As far as the OP is concerned... NY and CA.
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Phuck you fill
     
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    It happens.
     
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    AZ for naming it "MVD" instead of "DMV"...

    some people who live here don't even realize that it's named that
    Code:
    http://www.azdot.gov/mvd/hours-and-locations
     
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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    In Va. you can do a lot of stuff on-line including getting your drivers license renewed. :cool:
     
  19. doughhead63

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    Right?

    How am I supposed to rank my DMV vs. a state's I have never been to?
     
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  20. Phil McKrakin

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