Which Stern Show "Comedian" is Less Funny?

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Whicb Stern Show "Comedian" is Less Funny?

Poll closed May 6, 2013.
  1. Shuli

    26 vote(s)
    35.1%
  2. Benjy

    11 vote(s)
    14.9%
  3. They both make me want to vomit.

    37 vote(s)
    50.0%
  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    (1) Benjy
    (2) Shuli
    (3) They both make me want to vomit.
     
  2. WillyBest

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    3.
     
  3. Crazy Marcus

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    shuli has never done anything funny. benjy has done some funny stuff over the years. i liked when he pretended to be a retard in that hod dog documentary.
     
  4. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    I can't figure out if it's Benjy's writing or Howard's delivery that makes me hate Benjy.

    Then I realized I hate them both so there's no need to dwell upon it. :yes:
     
  5. tv910

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    I have actually laughed at a couple of things Benjy did but never at Shuli. He's not the least bit funny and he ruins every show by interrupting and trying to crowbar in his lame jokes.
     
  6. pontius pilot

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    howard.
     
  7. racerx

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    trick question.

    neither are comedians
     
  8. Chimney Portions

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    "I paid my dues, man." :bigcry:
     
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    is this a public pole?
     
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    The difference is at least benjy doesn't try stand up because he'd know that would be garbage.

    Shuli thinks he's a great comedian.

    Shuli fucking blows
     
  12. tv910

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    I had the misfortune of hearing a few minutes of the Dr. Fisch show a couple of weeks ago and Shuli was being his usual annoying self, talking over the doctor and telling his same old hacky jokes. Some guy called in and told him he's not funny and Shuli had the nerve to say "Oh yeah, you're driving around in your pickup truck and you're jealous of me". Does Shuli even own a vehicle? Someone who has a pickup truck is far more successful than him and has no reason to be jealous. It's just another example of how unoriginal he is, he stole that line from Howard just like he stole the bit about imitating his parents.
     
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    I saw Artie one time and Shuli was one of the opening acts. It was horrendous. I thought the Anthony Weiner Press COnference bit that Benjy did was hilarious.
     
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    Shuli's a hack.I think Benjy writes most of Howard's stuff.Benjy doesn't laugh after his lines like Jackie used to so it's hard to tell if he wrote it..
     
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    Benjy has made me laugh hysterically. Shuli hasn't produced so much as a smirk.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    That's like asking whether pig or dog shit smells less. They both fucking suck!
     
  18. tv910

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    Despite what Howard says, it's clear he knows Shuli is an untalented hack. You notice he hasn't been invited to sit in the Artie chair since that one week, that's no accident.
     
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    I voted 3. They both suck equally, but for different reasons.
     
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    Benjy - Formless Homeless Person/Former Intern

    Shuli - Former Airport Wheelchair Pusher/Former Liquor Store Sales Clerk

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    Both Unfunny Unqualified Talentless Heebs Who Work For "Reggie Wages" . . . :coffee: