which Stern staffer's career will suffer most when Howard retires

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  1. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    I say it's Gary.

    No one will ever pay him what HSS pays him to produce anything.

    Radio producers get paid squat and he's not qualified to produce TV. He gets the salary he has now because he's been with Howard so many years - but no one else will ever pay him this much. Hopefully he's saved enough to pay for the kids' colleges.

    He is absolutely delusional to think that he will recreate himself and have a viable career as a tech expert for various tv or internet shows. He has no qualifications whatsoever and the only reason he's been getting these gigs lately is because he is on the HSS and I'm sure he barely gets paid anything to host these shows. He certainly will not EVER make what he currently makes on the HSS.

    He should be spending this time trying to cultivate relationships in TV and possible radio to prepare for the inevitable (not waste his time on technobeaver bullshit)
     
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    JD
    How will he get another job? His experience consists mainly of watching TV & recording shows. And he can barely speak.
    Can you imagine him on a job interview???
     
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    Gary no doubt, not many jobs open for a 50 yr old baboon
     
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    Sal: where will he find another employer that will pay him to look at gay and granny porn on the net all day?
     
  5. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Gary will go from 500k+ to 225k
    Sal will go from 85k to 0k
    Richard will go from 85k to 65k
    JD will go from 65k to 25k
    Lisa G will go from 75k to 45k
    Benji will go from 250k to 125k
    Jason will go from 125k to 125k
    Fred will stop working
    Robin will be dead
     
  6. Yomama

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    Actually JD was my first thought because of the reasons you mentioned - but then I thought - there a lot of jobs out there in TV where they need people to pull clips. He can work in late night (Kimmel would be great) or believe it or not, even a news program, they're always pulling clips on these programs. Think about it. His biggest drawback will be having to get through the interview. He's such a mushmouth and has such low self esteem I can see him turning off a possible employer.
     
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    Who would employ Benji? He has ZERO writing ability....One can only pray he becomes instantly homeless.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Believe it or not, most people in the outside world are under the misconception that THSS is still good. Being a head writer for 10 years will look good on a resume.
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I am basing it on a discussion earlier today where Jason makes enough that his wife doesn't have to work, and can afford to spend $500 a month on weed. You simply can't do that on 65k in NYC.
     
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    def Gary- its hard for monkeys to find work these days. been to Detroit? I rest my case
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    Gary
     
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    You guys pick Gary over JD or Jason or Punchie Punch guy (Teddie)? Really? What are their awesome job skills? I mean Gary probably would have to downgrade his lifestyle, but his kids are already out of the house and just needs to take care of his wife and dog(s).

    EDIT: Actually, strike Teddie, he can live off his wife and parent's money.
     
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    It's Robin. She does not have the talent, intelligence, or discipline to do her own thing. She's coasted on the show for the last 20+ years, doing little more than repeating and agreeing with everything Howard says or laughing maniacally. She's had little responsibility outside of performing during the broadcast. She would work again if offered a high paying, cush gig that required little work on her part. Not gonna happen. She would never be second banana to anyone because they wouldn't kiss her ass and let her coast. Not to mention that another sidekick position wouldn't pay her the marbles that she's accustomed. Even if she did take such a job, she'd quit or be fired within weeks, given her penchant for belittling and abusing those below her.
     
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    None. Their skills are in their resumes. And that is often good enough.
     
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    OP must smoke their breakfast.

    JD has no skills what so ever.

    Im sure his interview skills would be great too.

    "Ah yeah like ah i ah ya know like pulled clips and ah like ya know ah sat in on the ah like creative ah meetings like ah i contributed ah ya know ah bits and stuff"
     
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    chuk Well-Known Member

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    Of course I am guessing. And that is not how the marriage penalty works. It is only the income ABOVE the level that is taxed at the higher rate. See this example:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_penalty
     
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    Depends on what it means to "suffer the most". JD can get a job making 25k a year. You can get that doing anything. So, he is "only" taking a 40k hit where Gary is taking a 300k+ hit.
     
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    Umm. She's dying...
     
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    imgod700 New Member Banned User

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    When Gary moved into that huge house after his salary raise you knew he was fucked. By not just living in a decent sized house and paying it off without a mortgage he would be well off after Howard retires. He has no value as a producer anywhere after he leaves and will have to sell his huge house and end up living in a small house after he can't get a high playing job. His wife will leave him and his kids will not end up not a graduate of a good College. Thats what u get when u spend what u earn without a salary that's gonna be over a decent amount of time. We will hear of Gary as a sad story and as a entertainment example of how not to live without a long term guarantee in salary. I hate Gary also so this is a good thing. Remember that paying off ur house if u run out of money is good cause u always have the house. Gary is just basically renting a rich live and soon it will end and he will be poor and loney like he should have if he never run into Howard
     
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    Gary and Benjy will have most problem.

    Gary makes over 850K (it was revealed by Artie) --> to zero.
    Sal will go from 85k to 85k. He have no problem get a job. He actually have some talent.
    Richard will go from 85k. He also have some talent.
    JD will go from 65k. Media producer. With the HSS credential he should bag some job.
    Lisa G will go from 75k. She is a jew. Jew take care of jews with others money
    Benji will go from 450K+ --> less then 100K. Benjy is an in independent contractor. Makes huge payday. Being the writer for THSS for the last 10 years should be a good merit. Unless someone have heard the show and how shit it have become with Benjy as main writer.
    Jason will go from 125k. He should go to 0. He have no education. No skill beside a huge hook-nose. And as stated before. Jews take care of jews with the Goyish money.
    Fred will stop working. Maybe. He have been very careful with his money. He has a jewish wife that take care of the money.
    Robin. She will be in the poor house. But the government/society take care of the blacks. She may be a token black on a new show. As soon she have served her house arrest and payed of the IRS (allegedly). Its very telling that she had to panic sell her house with 1.6 million+ loss just weeks after she stopped coming into Sirius. She have had 20 years of extremely good pay. Panic selling with millions on the bank is strange. She make over 1.1 million/year now.