Which Wack Packer's life would you like to have and why?

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  1. Doc

    Doc Active Member

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    I have to say that I enjoyed the Wack Packer talk today, who is a wack packer and who isn't. Any you didn't agree with, and most importantly which wack packer's life would you like to have and why? hmmm....
     
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    If she was still alive, I'd say Debbie Taye, the Space Lesbian, cause I like to eat puss, but the mental illness gives me some pause.
     
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    Howard is pussy. He has alot of money
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

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    I'm jealous of Beetlejuice b/c he's 7 feet tall, 300 lbs, can bench press 850 lbs, and gets tons of bitches.
     
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    I'd rescue Wendy the Retard from drowning so she could show me her appreciation by stripping off her retard clothes and wrapping her retard arms around me, drawing me into her retard vagina which I would then churn like a Negro Love Machine until she achieved one retard climax after another, finally depositing a quart of semen in her baby chute and begatting a new baby retard.
     
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    Actually none of the Wackpack.

    Why would I take the abuse at my expense and Winginstein's gain?
     
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    you took the words right out of my mouth.
     
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    Absolutely this.
     
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    You all have said it all
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    MFB, because she clearly has a husband who indulges her mental illness, and she keeps a good house.
     
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    If I HAD to pick one - I think this dude has an unreal memory and finds joy in his music. I'll bet he has a nice basement room, too. Importantly, he can call other stations and doesn't need to put up with Plugsy.
     
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    Not a whackpacker according to the Wig, neither is Janks or BOBO, I'd be sour shoes because he is one talented individual.
     
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    She is not a wack packer they agreed from what I heard. she is the Mother of the Wack Pack.
     
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    Can it even be still called the "Wack Pack"?

    Surely by now that has been erased and has been re-labeled "the slightly off-center group of friends"
     
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    Everyone thinks Sour Shoes is a great guitarist who can play any song on request. He probably knows the few standard chords, but he tricks the listener's ear by singing the song's melody over incorrect guitar chords. His voice drowns out the chords that are played improperly. I'm surprised Fred never mentioned it, but maybe he's getting fooled too.
     
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    Just imagine big foot selling baaaaaaa backkkkkkk oooooooooo in baaaaaaaaa mont.
     
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    Oppppps i forgot it is.
     
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    Good Lord! Methinks you need a shrink!
     
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    I've heard Sour Shoes play the keyboard many times, but don't recall him playing guitar.
     
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    Id have to go with Gary the Retard because he is obliviously happy and has his own internet show.
     
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